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A man was pulled out of the Thames today, he was described as a Transvestite, wearing womens underware and a Tottenham shirt, he was strapped to a blow up doll and had a dildo stuck up his ass.

The Police have released a statement anouncing that they have removed the Tottenham shirt, to save the deceased mans family any embarresment. :D

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Worst thing is i support the usless waste of space ass holes that are there now. :( :wacko:

 

Tottenham fan myself. Cant make jokes about it myself its gone beyond a joke now. Need a result this weekend.

 

Well at least you will be playing us the mighty watford next year, still probably beat us though lol.

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Worst thing is i support the usless waste of space ass holes that are there now. :( :wacko:

 

Tottenham fan myself. Cant make jokes about it myself its gone beyond a joke now. Need a result this weekend.

 

Well at least you will be playing us the mighty watford next year, still probably beat us though lol.

 

You said it Joe cya in the championship. Hope we get a warm welcome down there :D

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Ramos comment's to the groundsman how well the pitch look's at White hart lane....

It bloody should do he replies "There's 70 million pound of SHIT that goes on it every other saturday" :clapper:

 

Oh no the groundsman is a fool aswel. Quality on that pitch no direction, no tactics and SHITE formation and team selection is fairly poor. At least Comolli is gone maybe our new manager after we get rid of dead weight Ramos can buy his own players.

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Teacher at scool asks pupils what their parents do for a living.

Little boy says "my dads a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the moneys right he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his gob" !

Teacher takes him outside "is that true ?"

" no miss its bollocks, he plays for spurs but im too embassed to say" ! :D

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