earth&hounds 94 Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 if your prity usfull with the old fist get the hard man first if that dont work one at a time and keep doing them take the mouth pice out others will shite out bet ya thing is now a days if the knife culture 20 years ago was not so bad unless you where a bridge boy iv had fractured cheek bone cracked and broke ribs load of broke noses and even had someone bite me back been stamp on kicked and a blade in the shoulder and back be carefull mate and good luck Your not some gypsy bare knuckle boxer are you? if so you busy tomorro had fights for bets when i was younger mate 38 now dont go out drinking that much now there are still people that wont to take a pop worst thing repetations wish i was a few years younger would love a crack at that ufc done boxing judo karate and street fighting remember you can only get better no worse and cut heal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 get over thr earth give him some lessons and 38 aint old for banging heads .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
earth&hounds 94 Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 iv to many charges now mate 3 abh 2 gbh 2 unprovocted attack 2 wounding with in tent im chillin now mate been there had all the t-shirts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 (edited) Edited October 19, 2008 by the_stig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigdan 11 Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 (edited) dont worry about phone calls there gutless get the main bloke on his own first thing in the morning dont back down cuts bruises heal you dont get respect by useing weopons there cowards but 6 will all take attack on you if they can there bullys hurt there ego but dont be a fool expected something back becouse thats what fighting brings im talking from alot of experience hit hard but learn to be hit harder your no good if you cant take a shot back most people who make the noise want back it up if there on there own my uncle was a top bareknuckle fighting man he told me the most dangerous man in the world is a family man when his family is threatened becouse he will die for them i never forgot that if someone is a hardman they wouldnt need to prove it they sound like bullys have a redbull then see the main bloke first thing in morning 6 o'clock thats what i do if someone gets funny if m out drinking if i cant talk it down i aint getting locked up over them that night i go to there house or trailer see how brave they are then no beer one on one 90 percent apologise even if you get beat fairplay you stood your ground they'll leave you it depends what fight is in you and they aint worth getting in trouble for so be carefull try to let things blow over first speak to the bloke on his own first thing in the morning he wont kick of but do it when hes with someone he'll show of on his own best way good luck Edited October 20, 2008 by bigdan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,917 Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 A pool ball in a sock on the top of the head will drop any man,pratice on something first as getting the right range is important and go for the hardest c**t.When you drop him the others may think we can do him but they will also think we do't want dents in our heads like that bloke laying there,after dropping him pull down his pants and stick a can of expanding foam up his arse(they come with a anal inserting tube)bet he leaves you alone then. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 I'm sure I'll get shot down in a cyber hail of bullets, but here goes anyway..... Some of the stuff you're telling this lad could kill someone. Sometimes kids get a bit carried away and supposing he wants to get on here tomorrow night and write up on what a big hard man he is, to impress you all, so he ACTUALLY did it????? There's one or two things in particular that have been mentioned here that I was taught as a youngster to do, if it was my LIFE or theirs. Not for a school boy scrap!! This kid isn't growing up in the sort of place some of you have, otherwise he wouldn't have reached the age of 16 and be asking for fighting tips. I used to get a call if there were lots of female anti's out, I have NEVER bitten anyone, or used any sort of weapon. Fight clean Paddy, if you HAVE to. But remember, if you catch someone in the wrong place in the throat or the wrong place on the head YOU WILL KILL THEM. PS. If you have an earring...take it out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
droid 11 Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 (edited) Kay's right. If they were going to do owt they'd do it, not talk about it. DO NOT start it. Respond by all means but don't provoke a fight. And there's an awful lot of peopl;e on here who are quite prepared to offer advice on how to get done for GBH. They won't pick up the criminal record, you will. At 16 you're old enough. Remember. There's some hard men on here, but the hardest men won't bother posting. And the clever hard men are the ones without a record..... Edited October 20, 2008 by droid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 (edited) outside the take away one saturday night a bald adolescent asks me out for a fight! he wernt no bigger than a two penny fart, he was a deft exponent of the martial art! he gave me three warnings, trod on my toes, stuck his fingers in my eyes and kicked me in the nose! a rabbit punch made my eye explode, my head went dead, i fell in the road! i pleaded for mercy! i wriggled on the ground! he kicked me in the balls and said some thing profound! gave my face the millimetre tread! stole my chop suey and left me for dead! through rivers of blood and splintered bones i crawled half a mile to the public telephone! pulled the corpse out the call box, held back the bile and with a broken index finger proceeded to dail! i couldnt get an ambulance the phone was screwed the receiver fell in half it had been kung fu'd a black belt karate cop opened up the door! demanding information about the stiff on the floor! he looked like an extra from yang shang po he said "whats all this then ah so, ah so, ah so" he wore a bamboo mask he was gen'ned on zen he finished his devotions and he beat me up again thanks to that embryonic bruce lee im a shadow of the person that i used to be i cant go back to salford the cops have got me marked enter the dragon exit jonny clark Edited October 20, 2008 by hyperion Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 (edited) Paddy, take no shit, just stick a pencil in the c**ts eye, drive it in with your palm, people will treat you differently after you do that! Your right there A, especially the big black fellas in the nic Now, I am a dwarf and I tend to favour the running away method............. Edited October 20, 2008 by WILF Quote Link to post Share on other sites
droid 11 Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 exit jonny clark John Cooper Clarke. Genius. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pops 19 Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 if you really think you need to hurt them (cause stupid people don't listen until you hurt them sometimes), then don't worry about fair. the only fair fight is the one you win. best to catch them alone & unaware and try to leave no evidence that could be traced to you. if he comes up to you, he'll likely not be alone. you got to get the first shot in as you may not get any in otherwise. here's one that worked for my dad 2 on 5 when he was in school. he took a lit cigarette and tossed it into the fellas shirt pocket (down the front of his shirt would do as well). while the kid was trying to put the cigarette out my dad pounded his face. then him and his buddy made a move at the other 4 and they ran off. one that worked for me was to have a beer bottle and throw it at the guy from a couple of feet away so it only flew about a foot before it hit him.if it got him in the face the fight was over. if it got him in the arm/hand it hurt enough that i could hit him 3-4 times before he could try to react. usually at that point they were going to the ground. my fave though, because @$$holes always want to pick a fight w/ you when you're not ready, hold your hands up like a pansie. say how you don't want any trouble. when he steps into your personal space (bullies always do when they think they have you scared), drive the thumb of your weak hand into his eye and curl your fingers tight around his ear and hold on for all you got. his hands will automatically come up to pull your thumb out. if his elbows are out bend at the knees and drive an uppercut to his chin w/ everything you got. use your whole body. if his elbows are down, hit w/ the side of your fist NO KNUCKLES, right in front of the ear and just below the temple. you looking to hit the hinge of his jaw. once you hit him keep hitting until he goes down. then move after on of his buddies. if they run let them run. if they don't sail into them w/ everything you got. keep in mind a good kick to the shin or knee will pull their hands down so you can hit them in the face. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 the first one of them cou get a hold of lock on to him for dear life .Bite the first part of their body you get in your mouth .The more his mates hit you the worse pain the chap will be in .Either that or a bang of an iron bar even a small one that you can carry up your sleeve straight between the eyes and stamp gard on their face wheb they hit hit the deck ,do the river dance on their faces Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nova2006 0 Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 (edited) shouldn't u be slapping the ''mates'' who have grassed u for something that aint your fault?. just be careful. don't wanna be reading a RIP thread wankers pull knifes.. FIGHTERS pull fists! Edited October 20, 2008 by Nova2006 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,213 Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 nova has said what i was going to. if ya can walk away from this paddy do so evry one is giving advise on how to hurt some one, trouble is if this kid paddy is stabbed and killed, cos of advise of this site. think how shit we are all going to feel. and what if paddy kills or hurts these other kids , and looses his freedom/liberty. thers nothing big or clever about prison take it from me kid. but if ya have to fight, theres nothing quiker than a hard punch to the chin or jaw line. but thats a last resort kid. WALK AWAY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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