just jack 998 Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 What about men when they bend over with nowt on, i meen touching there toes position, you can see there turkeys and hairy arse hole....(sorry) And women with beards... (my ex bosses wife had a proper tash ) yack...! thought you might be used to that sal, now that youve joined the sex in south yorkshire club Oooooh Jacko it was you i was talking about, it was when you had your dress on & no knickers, those red high heels suit you.... and that lipstick.... but you forgot to have a shave jack... it wasn't a lipstick sal, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sallymonkey 0 Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 What about men when they bend over with nowt on, i meen touching there toes position, you can see there turkeys and hairy arse hole....(sorry) And women with beards... (my ex bosses wife had a proper tash ) yack...! thought you might be used to that sal, now that youve joined the sex in south yorkshire club Oooooh Jacko it was you i was talking about, it was when you had your dress on & no knickers, those red high heels suit you.... and that lipstick.... but you forgot to have a shave jack... it wasn't a lipstick sal, i dont even want to answer that jack... i will let someone else answer that... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pops 19 Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 jackass2 when the guy drank the horse semen, i just felt sick typing this. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 Morning after I got married, fook me she gave me some fright when I woke. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 jackass2 when the guy drank the horse semen, i just felt sick typing this. Yeah, that was pretty bad, and when that lad ate the horse shit! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cjw 1 Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 my mates relative picks spots & boils then eat the contents from her fingers :sick: :sick: just thrown up cjw Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 On holiday one year and we had to walk through an oap's nudist colony not nice! :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,136 Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 Reminds me of a porn-mag I once saw in a "Specialist" shop the contents catered for guys who like MATURE women,everyone inside the pages was over the age of 70 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ESS Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 Men who reach 40 and think its cool to wear sandals with white socks and tracksuit bottoms... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thepriest 0 Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 The worst thing i have ever saw was the aftermath of ethnic cleansing in Bosnia, When i was in the forces.I can still smell the stench to this day. Give me a turd chomping marine or a hairy arse anyday Mind you i did do a yard of ale with a live goldfish in it once Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 Some of your sories have made me feel sick!!! :sick: Jeff....I wondered what they got up to!!!! I used to look after a friends kids occasionally a few years ago, and her son who would have been about 12 months at the time, had been dirty in his nappy, and was sitting in the playpen scooping it out and eating it... :sick: :sick: ...it was everwhere, in his hair, all over the playpen, toys, etc. ARGH...I'm getting that watery feeling in my mouth just remembering it... :sick: :sick: I was urging the whole time trying to deal with it. Nothing else makes me feel sick, not maggots, rotting carcasses, pus, nothing an animal can produce, but human shit.....urgh.....that's me gone!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 Sitting in a doctors waiting room and a asian lady sucking the snott out of her babies nose then spat it in her hand,i don't know what happened to it then as i had to dash to the toilet:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,522 Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 A link on here a short while ago of a bloke removing his own genitals Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,875 Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 I had my mother in law living with me for 5 years,every morning id rise at 7 for work,the 1st thing id see was her false teeth in a glass,ferkin sickening :sick: she ruined my marriage for a long time,she used to walk about the house in a nightdress too,christ it was gross,think of nora batty and multiply it by 7....YUK!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 I had my mother in law living with me for 5 years,every morning id rise at 7 for work,the 1st thing id see was her false teeth in a glass,ferkin sickening :sick: she ruined my marriage for a long time,she used to walk about the house in a nightdress too,christ it was gross,think of nora batty and multiply it by 7....YUK!!! Awww i bet you used to have nice little chats together , good son in law that you are Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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