Heheheh Gotta laff

[Jef66 0]

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent one day but had not phoned in sick . Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? '

 

'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

 

' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?'

 

The child whispered, ' No .'

 

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?' ' Yes '

 

'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No '

 

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'

 

' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman. '

 

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'

 

' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child.

 

'Busy doing what?'

 

' Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman , ' came the whispered answer.

 

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

 

' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.

 

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered,

 

' The search team just landed a helicopter '

 

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'

 

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...

 

' ME . '

[xx-georgia-xx 15]

LOL

[lampinlarry 0]

quaility

[Guest wblack1980]

nice one

[kash 1]

i like it

[kash 1]

THE BUDGET 1986

 

the country was in a terrible state

the parliement rose for the budget debate

it was quite a few moments before thatcher spoke,

then she said "sex will cost 2 quid a poke"

 

whether you're short,long,skinny or thick,

the tax will be paid on the use of you're prick

then tony benn,said "maggie look here"

will the tax be paid from the boy's who are queer?

 

treasure lawson rose and looked glum

he said"maggie! will i be exempt because i only like bum?"

maggie replied,she sounded quite airy

"you'll pay double,you big f*****g fairy"

 

up rose david steel to tremendous applause

he grabbed hold of shirley and ripped off her drawers

he straddled across her and shagged her at will

then he shouted to maggie,"put that on you're bill"

 

micheal foot then shouted"i'll resign

i haven't had sex for such a long time

i crave every night for a juicy big crutch

but for 2 quid a time that's too f*****g much"

 

the debate carried on oh!what a sight

kinnock was wanking for the whole of the night

mp's were cummin, the speaker was last

and in the excitment the dumb bill was passed

 

so now in the bedrooms of england each night

there's a crutch that is closed good and tight

they are taxing our booze and taxing our smoke

and now the b*****ds are taxing our pokes

 

if 2 quid agring is the price we must pay

it is now with ourselves that we have to play

so to quench our frustration we have to wank

and for the state of the country

we have thatcher to thank.

[kash 1]

two oap's having oral sex,man say's "i can't

stay down there it stinks".woman say's" sorry it's

my arthritis"

"what in your fanny?"

she replied "no in my arms i can't wipe my arse"

 

 

a man walks into asda and slaps his

circumcised cock on the counter

at the checkout and say's. . .

"i bet you can't roll that f*****g back"

 

 

NEWS FLASH. . . DAWN FRENCH WAS ARRESTED

FOR DRUG POSSESION!

WHILST WEARING SHORTS SHE

BENT OVER TO TIE HER LACES

AND REVEALED 75 KILO'S OF CRACK

[The one 8,530]

:clapper:

[Malt 379]

All good!

[Guest foxyjo.]

[cjw 1]

absolute quality

 

cjw