lanesra 3,994 Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Two lads out in the woods shooting, all of a sudden 1 collapses, his eyes roll back and he doesnt seem to be breathing, his mate whips out his mobile and calls the emergency services, he gasps to the operator " My friend is dead! What can i do! " in a calm soothin voice the operator tells him " Be calm, I can help you , First , Lets make sure he's dead " There is silence , then a shot is heard, the guy's voice comes back on the line , He say's .: " Ok, Now What " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
will.f11 24 Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 haha. classic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hiho 5 Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf5idMrAYFs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gazza Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf5idMrAYFs exellent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Jef66 0 Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Hehehe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,467 Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
victor 10 Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 i got one for you it is australian so you will enjoy it. 2 blokes are going on a shoting trip, one of them id new to it and were thay are going bloke 2 has always shot ther since he was a kid, when thay roll into the drive way guy #2 goes to meet the land owner who is happy to see him, thay start chatting n all then the property opwner says on your way down could you do me a big favor and shoot the sick cow iun the old barn, youll know wich one it is when you see it. guy #2 goes back in tthe car and and tyhinks he'll play a joke on his mate and says to his mate "he wont let us on anny more something about a some one here was shooting cows" and thay have travled a long way to get there. so guy #2 says i know how to teach him a lesson, thay both go into the car guy 2 takes his rifle and little does he know guy 1 does aswell. guy 2 shoots the sick cow and says that will teach him a lessiopn and arfter he finished saying that 2 shots fired off and guy 1 was shooting healthy cows. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bunnysniper 0 Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 i got one for you it is australian so you will enjoy it. Was that an order?? Enjoyed it about as much as your soap operas + lager!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
victor 10 Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 yes it is an order, thanks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bunnysniper 0 Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 yes it is an order, thanks Sorry.........I will sit + re-read until I enjoy it! Still not going to drink Fosters though!! :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
victor 10 Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 oh i dont blame oyu about not drinking fosters, not manny realy like it i supose. but you blokes drink it warm, what is up with that ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bunnysniper 0 Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 oh i dont blame oyu about not drinking fosters, not manny realy like it i supose. but you blokes drink it warm, what is up with that ??? Drink it warm?? I can only assume you have fallen foul of a little British custom while on holiday here. Some landlords, especially in the London area, willl serve up Aussie visitors a pint of fresh p**s to see if you can tell the difference from Fosters!! Only messing with you mate, that Tooheys stuff isn't bad. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
droid 11 Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Coopers Sparkling Ale. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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