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:clapper: :clapper: More excellent fish relocation guys, keep at it! When did you get roe deer added to to your relocation list? :D

The roe was a casualty of BRB's incredible double-handed spey cast,nasty wound from a No32 trout hook :icon_eek: We all had a good time Malt,it was a comedy of errors,but it was funny ;)

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Sorry Matty :icon_redface: But its an infringement of my sexual liberties if anyone comments adversely on the sexual flux I currently find myself going through,I am trying to metamorphosis from chrysalis into butterfly,it will take time,and repeated psychiatric and surgery visits,its lucky my wifes 26 inch waist skirt and size 4 high-heels dont fit though I would have probably snapped a heel off on that darned flint :no:
:clapper::clapper: and who was it said never work with animals childred or trannies mack? :whistling: or is it just a dress rehersal?.your proper not fight mate :icon_eek: brokeback fishing now. :icon_redface: :kiss: laughing my socks off ;) ,intreaged about roe fishing :hmm::victory:
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The roe was a casualty of BRB's incredible double-handed spey cast,nasty wound from a No32 trout hook :icon_eek: We all had a good time Malt,it was a comedy of errors,but it was funny ;)

 

Poor Roe! BRB, you must learn to be more careful with your rod & tackle.........! :D

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Roe-fishing Ooty?We could have actually had another earlier in the night,its one of BRB's trade-secrets ;) Next time its brokeback-carping :D :kiss:
im going to try it :victory: big bunch of grass on a treble hook? :icon_eek: 100lb line tied off to a tree :thumbs: no law agianst that as far as i know, :hmm:
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Being serious for a moment folks..

I actually think you need help..Professional help. :yes:

 

 

Now if psycological or medical help isn't suited, or youve tried and failed on those methods... :wacko:

 

 

As a minimum i would suggest talking to ITV and see if Gok Wan or Trinny and Sussanah are available.

 

Having trousers tucked in to your socks is sooooo last year :kiss:

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I came out of the water hypothermic,there was a queue of brokeback-anglers fighting over who should rub against me to raise my core-temperature,and they all wanted to stick thermometers :icon_eek: in me :no::cry:

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