jultaylor1972 2 Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs! The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!' She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!' Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!' She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???' The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'Rang the doorbell didn't I?' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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ssssh1forthepot 0 Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 LMAO I liked that very funny!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Jools!!!! You OK? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Malt 379 Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cjw 1 Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 LMAO CJW Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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kash 1 Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 sent from a asian mate a man in usa sees a dog about to bite a lady,so he kicks the dog to death. a reporter wrote; usa citizen saves lady from dog, the man says i'm not a usa citizen. so report changed to;foreigh hero save lady from dog. the man say's actually i'm from pakistan. next day's headlines; "TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 A priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street. On the opposite side of the road they see a 12yrold lad The priest says lets go over there and f**k him. The Rabbi says "Out of what"? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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