mrs sweepy 0 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Redmoor, xxxxsuzy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,433 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 O come on your all be lost without us . Men are just putty in are hands . All with have to do is smile that smile. walk that walk. And your following us round like little lap dogs xxxxSuzy Sorry Mrs Sweepy,thats not the case I am afraid,maybe for those who are pussy-whipped or who have a ladies underwear fetish and like the feel of silky gussets covering their privates,but the sea is brimming-over with fish,its never difficult to catch a quality one Yeah...such a way with words!!! Cracks me up!! But if that is the case Mack, why oh why do you pick such rank ones?????!! Trial-and-error Foxy,sorting the wheat from the chaff,you got to open a lot of oysters to find a pearl right?Mrs Whippy,the varnish has bubbled-up on the end of my rod near the top-eye(anglers terminology)on several occassions Hippychick,I did once win a scrabble tournament with zzxjoanw Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ooty Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 From my experience when you say NO it makes them chase you even harder sometimes you say No cos you wanna be chased and other times you say No cos you mean F U C K OFF but your just being polite I think some men have bother figuring out which No is NO i like a challange Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mrs sweepy 0 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 O Mackem May you rod forever shine. Just watch out for fish with big teeth babes. xxxxsuzy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ooty Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 (edited) forgot about that one,proper passion killer that!!,klack that fishy on the head n sling it back specialy if you'v made the effort got there only to find it smeels ilke fish,you cant eat em then anyway :sick: Edited October 8, 2008 by ooty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 One of my mates told us a story about a night of passion with his girlfriend and decided to try the back door so to speak after he had finished he had a piece of sweetcorn in his foreskin. Havn't been able to eat the stuff since :sick: :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 One of my mates told us a story about a night of passion with his girlfriend and decided to try the back door so to speak after he had finished he had a piece of sweetcorn in his foreskin. Havn't been able to eat the stuff since :sick: :sick: That will teach him Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferretess 230 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 One of my mates told us a story about a night of passion with his girlfriend and decided to try the back door so to speak after he had finished he had a piece of sweetcorn in his foreskin. Havn't been able to eat the stuff since :sick: :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ooty Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 (edited) what wrong with that?shit happens when you play like that Edited October 8, 2008 by ooty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,152 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 ok heres the worst. and hand on heart it is the gossple truth. working on the doors in ibiza , with my best mate and doorman from oz , chris. any way he pulls this girl one night who was the P.R for our club. takes her back at the end of the night for some bedroom fun. so , hes gone down on her, and giving her a real treat with his tongue, when all of a sudden he realises there is somthing else in there apart from his tongue. upon closser inspection , he pulls out a condom :sick: . he looks at her, she looks at him turns out she was with some body else about 4 nights erlier and hadn't relised this condom had come off the other young buck . of course chris tells us all this story the next night on the door, and the poor girl had to work all night with us bunch of feckers giving her shit. but heres the best bit. i asked chris what he did after finding said condom . he said. oh i just carried on mate :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,433 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Classy :sick: :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiff 36 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 (edited) Darcy that was one of the nicest Chinese meals I've had, and yes you doubters he picked up the bill! Your lass was nice and we enjoyed her visits to Vegas! And yes feeding him is another full time job! Millet & Von that was even before you were hooked up if I remember right? What a crap day for watching coursing (no really exciting runs that I remembered but an experience nonetheless), but a great day for rolling down the burm anyone still have those pics? oh and no comment about the last 3 pages of disgusting skanks who smell TP after wiping ... unreal Edited October 8, 2008 by His Wife Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zap 4 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 well i hate women who think they need to look a certain way [stick thin and massive fake tits ] cant stand those celebrity types that have just had a baby and 2 weeks later are back to 3 stone ,yes take care of your selfs clean tidy ect but wheres the happiness in feeling you need to look a certain way Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 One of my mates told us a story about a night of passion with his girlfriend and decided to try the back door so to speak after he had finished he had a piece of sweetcorn in his foreskin. Havn't been able to eat the stuff since :sick: :sick: Good grief that's disgusting :sick: Serves him right for shimmying up the service elevator Interesting read this ... you boys sure pick some fine specimens Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bigredbusa Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 ok heres the worst. and hand on heart it is the gossple truth. working on the doors in ibiza , with my best mate and doorman from oz , chris. any way he pulls this girl one night who was the P.R for our club. takes her back at the end of the night for some bedroom fun. so , hes gone down on her, and giving her a real treat with his tongue, when all of a sudden he realises there is somthing else in there apart from his tongue. upon closser inspection , he pulls out a condom :sick: . he looks at her, she looks at him turns out she was with some body else about 4 nights erlier and hadn't relised this condom had come off the other young buck . of course chris tells us all this story the next night on the door, and the poor girl had to work all night with us bunch of feckers giving her shit. but heres the best bit. i asked chris what he did after finding said condom . he said. oh i just carried on mate :sick: lol thankyou ,that just made a very bad day better . funny as hell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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