Malt 379 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Are you a "Special type of lady" also foxy? Errr....not your type of special Mackem!!!!! I have watched a few women do it,once they are comfortable with your presence they have all-sorts of odd bathroom behaviour,whats so special about a piece of tissue with a dun-coloured smear of crap on it for goodness sakes?Worse was one lady I knew who thought nothing of plunging her hand into her panties and scratching vigorously "Down there" with a smile of satisfaction,I distinctly remember the rasp of manicured fingernails on bristles Thanks for the mental picture Mack..! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Are you a "Special type of lady" also foxy? Errr....not your type of special Mackem!!!!! I have watched a few women do it,once they are comfortable with your presence they have all-sorts of odd bathroom behaviour,whats so special about a piece of tissue with a dun-coloured smear of crap on it for goodness sakes?Worse was one lady I knew who thought nothing of plunging her hand into her panties and scratching vigorously "Down there" with a smile of satisfaction,I distinctly remember the rasp of manicured fingernails on bristles Please Mackem, I'm begging you to stop!!!! :protest: I know I'm a bit niave, but this education I can do without!!!! :headshot:: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,413 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 I like women Malt,but seriously,people who live in glass houses shouldnt throw stones,they moan and complain about us incessantly,probably to divert attention away from their own shortcomings,we could always go for the safe middle-ground I suppose,find a partner who not only empathises from both sides but actually straddles the fence http://www.ladyboykisses.com/showfotos.php...g&history=4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,413 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Sorry foxy,bring back Swiss finishing schools for young ladies thats what I say,staffed by stern-faced Jean-Brodies who rap a girls knuckles for unladylike misdemeanours,I think we all need Stepford-wives Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 I like women Malt,but seriously,people who live in glass houses shouldnt throw stones,they moan and complain about us incessantly,probably to divert attention away from their own shortcomings,we could always go for the safe middle-ground I suppose,find a partner who not only empathises from both sides but actually straddles the fence http://www.ladyboykisses.com/showfotos.php...g&history=4 I'm not even going to click on that Mack mate! Your probably right though, (not about going for a ladyboy!) we get bollocked for letting off a ripper, yet when they do it it's funny? Any ladies, please don't try to say that you don't fart! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,413 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Not even tempted to click on that link?Come off it,dont kid-a-kidder,you've been missing for 15 minutes,ting-tong macadangdang is probably wending her way to west-wales as we speak As for flatulent ladies,sitting close to some of them is a surefire recipe for methane-narcosis,why do they giggle coyishly when they do it It f**king stinks,real eye-waterers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,413 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 I see you have dated the creme de la creme of the female species mackem :11: All part of lifes rich tapestry I have certainly known some oddities Still,we cant appreciate the smooth without having roughed it a bit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
manx hunter 0 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 any holes a goal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 any holes a goal Aye mate, right up there with, 'not looking at the mantelpiece whilst poking the fire' & 'any port in a storm!' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mrs sweepy 0 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 O come on your all be lost without us . Men are just putty in are hands . All with have to do is smile that smile. walk that walk. And your following us round like little lap dogs xxxxSuzy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,413 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 O come on your all be lost without us . Men are just putty in are hands . All with have to do is smile that smile. walk that walk. And your following us round like little lap dogs xxxxSuzy Sorry Mrs Sweepy,thats not the case I am afraid,maybe for those who are pussy-whipped or who have a ladies underwear fetish and like the feel of silky gussets covering their privates,but the sea is brimming-over with fish,its never difficult to catch a quality one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,413 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Such a way with words I dont even speak english I am from the north east Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mrs sweepy 0 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 O dear Mr Mackem I hope your Mum or Dad warned you about dripping your rod into that sea. Sometimes its more then just quality fish you might catch. xxxxxSuzy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 O come on your all be lost without us . Men are just putty in are hands . All with have to do is smile that smile. walk that walk. And your following us round like little lap dogs xxxxSuzy Sorry Mrs Sweepy,thats not the case I am afraid,maybe for those who are pussy-whipped or who have a ladies underwear fetish and like the feel of silky gussets covering their privates,but the sea is brimming-over with fish,its never difficult to catch a quality one Yeah...such a way with words!!! Cracks me up!! But if that is the case Mack, why oh why do you pick such rank ones?????!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
redmoor 0 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Arrogant men, i hate greed in a person, body odour..yuck..i've been married since i was 21y old and am now 40y and its still fab..wouldnt swop him for the world. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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