lofti 579 Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 1 bad breath 2 bee ow 3 making loads of noise when eating 4 farting in bed ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oneredtrim Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 (edited) . Edited October 9, 2008 by oneredtrim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 light of my life for nearly 4yrs. Keeeerrrrrriiiist Kye & I'll be 5 years February! Time sure flies when you are shackled and chained Dear me i can remember the day you two first met/seen each other.. ..it does not seem like 5yr's ago but hey dont time fly..and dont thing's change.. I wish you two all the best for the future and presant aswell as all the mut's .. Cheer's Millet Yes, the night before i had taken them for a chinese meal with my (then) nearest and dearest....... and what a jolly good time we had.....Jesus, i wouldnt like to think i was feeding Kye now though........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
buckshot 53 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 light of my life for nearly 4yrs. Keeeerrrrrriiiist Kye & I'll be 5 years February! Time sure flies when you are shackled and chained Dear me i can remember the day you two first met/seen each other.. ..it does not seem like 5yr's ago but hey dont time fly..and dont thing's change.. I wish you two all the best for the future and presant aswell as all the mut's .. Cheer's Millet Yes, the night before i had taken them for a chinese meal with my (then) nearest and dearest....... and what a jolly good time we had.....Jesus, i wouldnt like to think i was feeding Kye now though........ bet you never payed though ye tight faggot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HannahPig 0 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Ginger hair Smell of piss Really Taggart.......wahts your email address and i'll show you how nice red heads are........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 I forgot about the female version of back stabbing two faced cowardly twats that hide behind their perfect image in their designer gear Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Ginger hair Smell of piss Really Taggart.......wahts your email address and i'll show you how nice red heads are........ Don't worry Hannah mate, some of us are the other way around with redheads! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jef66 0 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Don't worry Hannah mate, some of us are the other way around with redheads! Hear hear malt :D :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Ever been in a bathroom with a woman when she is defecating?Why do they sniff and examine the toilet-paper after wiping?? :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: Sweet Jesus Mackem!!! Where do you find these women???????!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,792 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 OAP homes,over 60's dances,and small-ads in classified columns Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 OAP homes,over 60's dances,and small-ads in classified columns mmmm....I thought it would take a special type of lady to sniff her own dung!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,792 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Are you a "Special type of lady" also foxy? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Here's a dooozy! During sex she calls you by someone elses name Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Are you a "Special type of lady" also foxy? Errr....not your type of special Mackem!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,792 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Are you a "Special type of lady" also foxy? Errr....not your type of special Mackem!!!!! I have watched a few women do it,once they are comfortable with your presence they have all-sorts of odd bathroom behaviour,whats so special about a piece of tissue with a dun-coloured smear of crap on it for goodness sakes?Worse was one lady I knew who thought nothing of plunging her hand into her panties and scratching vigorously "Down there" with a smile of satisfaction,I distinctly remember the rasp of manicured fingernails on bristles Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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