MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 (edited) women who wear to much make up. Them women who are old but dress and act young. women with a fake tan you can see all the streaks.Older women should not be allowed to use fake tan fullstop.. Don't mind women drinking pints though thats not to bad. Edited October 7, 2008 by MR TEA POT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,941 Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 I have a mate whose wife has aged BADLY,early 40's but would pass for early 50's easily,her skin is like leather,combination of 40 ciggies a day for 25 years,and she used to live in a solarium virtually,nowadays she gets an interior decorating firm to skim on her fake tan,the kids call her losbter-woman because she is orange and leaves smudges on the sofa when she rests her head and neck on the back Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 I have a mate whose wife has aged BADLY,early 40's but would pass for early 50's easily,her skin is like leather,combination of 40 ciggies a day for 25 years,and she used to live in a solarium virtually,nowadays she gets an interior decorating firm to skim on her fake tan,the kids call her losbter-woman because she is orange and leaves smudges on the sofa when she rests her head and neck on the back Bloody horrible that fake tan crap,i like women who look naturaly beautiful without the help of cosmetics. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
will.f11 24 Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 A woman that is hairy is a turn off for me we have an RE teacher at school who doesnt believe in shaving body hair so wears vests and walks around with her hairy armpits and legs showing, disgusting... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,941 Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 I have a mate whose wife has aged BADLY,early 40's but would pass for early 50's easily,her skin is like leather,combination of 40 ciggies a day for 25 years,and she used to live in a solarium virtually,nowadays she gets an interior decorating firm to skim on her fake tan,the kids call her losbter-woman because she is orange and leaves smudges on the sofa when she rests her head and neck on the back Bloody horrible that fake tan crap,i like women who look naturaly beautiful without the help of cosmetics. My youngest kid once asked her had she been tango'd The tan-lines cracked and radiated outwards when she laughed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
will.f11 24 Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 also they need to have reasonable sized tits. lol. not so small you cant see em but not so big you end up with water-filled carrier bags when they reach 50 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SJM Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Society puts a lot of pressure on women though to wear makeup, look tanned, be as slim as possible, completely hairless, stunningly beautiful etc etc etc. I never wore makeup until I was 15 (strict parents wouldnt let me ) and I can honestly say that I always felt pressured to wear it because most of the other girls at school did, and then of course once you start wearing it and you see the difference in how you look, and the responce you get, it becomes a habit and you cant go out without yer "face" on. I do think people who wear excessive makeup look awful though the really crazy blue eyeshadow and fake tan lines on the face etc, that is a turn off to other women when they see it, so its no surprise men dont like it either. Anyways, this topic made me think of these 2 videos - enjoy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JoeD 24 Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Turn off for me is if she is to skinny, a bit of meat aint to bad, plastered in makeup is horrible and someone that has a stupid laugh or no sense of humour . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hue jeers 6 Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Hull accent, Brummy accent, Scouse accent. Dago birds, Jeremy Kyle 'fodder', women who talk 'fast' to make themselves sound interesting. Miserable bitches, Fat Ginger birds, Ginger birds in General. Know it all's, clever bitches, birds pretending to be posh. ( posh birds are different and are very sexy ) Nicotine stained fingers, map of Africa piss stained undies, big undies ( for a big arsed bird ) Dole scrounging idle bitches, Idle bitches with tatts, Idle bitches full stop. Un clean bitches, non house proud bitches, untidy bitches. Women who want to do 'mens work', bossy women, women who want to do mens work, can't do it and then piss and moan, claim off whoever and end up a statistic, or on Jeremy Kyle. Women with shopping trolleys who obviously cannot pilot the b'stard thing. Women in cars, as above. Women who tell you what is wrong with you and how to improve Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hue jeers 6 Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 they was no flurting and 20 page long post's between the 2 of us../quote] Thats the way Millet, none of this mincing about matey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SJM Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 No probs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SJM Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 We were just friends for about the first 6-12mths then we got jiggy and he's been the pain in my side Oops sorry meant light of my life for nearly 4yrs. cool, thats the best way, make em suffer and throb for a while then rape em when theyre least expecting it Hope youse are happy together for many more years to come Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest scottish-staffy Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 We were just friends for about the first 6-12mths then we got jiggy and he's been the pain in my side Oops sorry meant light of my life for nearly 4yrs. cool, thats the best way, make em suffer and throb for a while then rape em when theyre least expecting it Hope youse are happy together for many more years to come god if i knew that you wer into rapeing guys i would of poped in the day when i went past your house Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jef66 0 Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Fecking "gold diggers", "power mad bitchs", "stuck up", "lippy" and last but not least "reformed scrubbers who forget where they come from" Heheheh thats why my ex is my ex.... money grabbing self important little dramaqueen Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiff 36 Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 light of my life for nearly 4yrs. Keeeerrrrrriiiist Kye & I'll be 5 years February! Time sure flies when you are shackled and chained Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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