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my wife is not faithful to me, she doesn't know that I know about it. waht should I do?

 

Well she must be game. Take her out dogging, there are lots of fella's out there who will help you have your way with her.. Why are you moaning, at least she is sexually active, even if your not. I would shakes the geezers hand, and tell him "best of luck"...

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bring her for a spin out in the country and bring a bag of tools in the booth,claw hammer ,duck tape ,jump leads,a bag of lime and a pliers.Stop in a remote place,tie her up .Connect the jump leads to the car battery abd the other end onto her nipples and rev up the car.Then sink the claw hammer into her knee caps good and tight.The more she screams the harder you sink the hammer.Get the pliers and rip off her finger nails one by one .Dig a very large hole throw her in and pour the lamie over her .But remember to backfill properly cause there is nowt worse then someone that doesnt backfill properly.If thats too extreme for ye ye could just have a chat about things with her :icon_eek:

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bring her for a spin out in the country and bring a bag of tools in the booth,claw hammer ,duck tape ,jump leads,a bag of lime and a pliers.Stop in a remote place,tie her up .Connect the jump leads to the car battery abd the other end onto her nipples and rev up the car.Then sink the claw hammer into her knee caps good and tight.The more she screams the harder you sink the hammer.Get the pliers and rip off her finger nails one by one .Dig a very large hole throw her in and pour the lamie over her .But remember to backfill properly cause there is nowt worse then someone that doesnt backfill properly.If thats too extreme for ye ye could just have a chat about things with her :icon_eek:

 

 

you've looked into that in far too much detail LOL -

 

Do you have random twisted and sadistic impulses to............. im geting better as I gte older :icon_eek::icon_eek: but can recomend a good theropist xx

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The Amish have an interesting way to deal with their issues ... I met an Amish dude this past weekend whose wife was screwing a (non-Amish) deliveryman. The HUSBANDS punishment was to #1 have to continue handmilking his cows but dumping the milk for 6 months; and #2 getting stuck with his wife as they do not allow divorce in Amish communities. The Elders sit down when situations needing disciplining come up, and cook up these schemes to deter future problems. Nothing happened to the wife other than having a VERY unhappy husband, which I can imagine has been a living hell for her (and rightfully so)

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Break up with her and send her this letter in a months time:

 

"Dear Susan :

I know the counsellor said we shouldn't contact each other during our

"cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I

swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little

boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make

contact.

 

In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I

guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride's cost me a lot

of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about

looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long as

one of us does. Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our

hurt. And this is what my heart says...

 

"There's no one like you, Susan." I look for you in the eyes and breasts

of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're not even close. Two

weeks ago, I met this girl at Ithaca Bar and brought her home with me. I

don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my

desperation. She was young, maybe 19, with one of those perfect bodies

that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I

mean, just a perfect body. Jugs you wouldn't believe and an ass like a

tortoise shell. Every man's dream, right? But as I sat on the couch

being blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made

important in our lives. It's all so superficial. What does a perfect

body mean?

 

Does it make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes. But you see

what I'm getting at. Does it make her a better person? Does she have a

better heart than my moderately attractive Susan? I doubt it. And I'd

never really thought of that before. I Don't know, maybe I'm just

growing up a little.

 

Later, after I'd tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I

found myself thinking, "why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't

just her flawless technique or her slutty, shameless hunger, but

something else. Some ****ling feeling of loss. Why did it feel so

incomplete? And then it hit me.

 

It didn't feel the same because you weren't there, Susan, to watch. Do

you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you. Jesus, Susan,

I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds me of

you.

 

Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met in Upper Side last year?

Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She said she

figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I didn't know what

she meant till later, but that's not the real story. Anyway, we had a

few glasses of wine and the next thing you know we're banging away in

our old bedroom. And this tart's a total monster in the sack. She's

giving me everything, you know like a real woman does when she's not

hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us.

And all of a sudden she spots that tilting mirror on your grandmother's

old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we

can watch ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad too.

'Cause I can't help thinking, "Why didn't Susan ever put the mirror on

the floor? We've had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never

used it as a sex aid."

 

Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I

mean, Vicky's just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head on

her shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during this painful time.

 

She's given me lots of good counsel about you and about women in

general. She’s pulling for us to get back together, Susan, She really

is. So we're drinking in a hot bath and talking about happier times.

Here's this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do is

think of how much she looked like you when you were 18. And that just

about makes me cry. And then it turns out Vicky's really into the whole

anal thing and that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured

you about trying it and how that probably fuelled some of the bitterness

between us.

 

But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby

sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It's true, Susan.

In your heart you know it. Don't you think we could start over? Just

wipe out all the grievances and start fresh? I think we can.

 

If you feel the same please, please, please let me know, otherwise, can

you let me know where the remote control is.

 

John"

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bring her for a spin out in the country and bring a bag of tools in the booth,claw hammer ,duck tape ,jump leads,a bag of lime and a pliers.Stop in a remote place,tie her up .Connect the jump leads to the car battery abd the other end onto her nipples and rev up the car.Then sink the claw hammer into her knee caps good and tight.The more she screams the harder you sink the hammer.Get the pliers and rip off her finger nails one by one .Dig a very large hole throw her in and pour the lamie over her .But remember to backfill properly cause there is nowt worse then someone that doesnt backfill properly.If thats too extreme for ye ye could just have a chat about things with her :icon_eek:

 

 

you've looked into that in far too much detail LOL -

 

Do you have random twisted and sadistic impulses to............. im geting better as I gte older :icon_eek::icon_eek: but can recomend a good theropist xx

yes i used to see a doctor called mr shipman excellent doctor who loved his job but i still think its a good idea i would go along and weatch the proceedings :whistling:

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A mate of mine had the same prolem about 12 months ago so he didnt say anything and acted stuped then started asking her could he take some naked pics anyway he got what he wanted got about 1000 pics printed put them up round the area posted them to her work and posted them to every one she new she f****ked off about a week later and hes never seen her since she lost everything

 

 

dont be a soft tw***t and sort it out

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Film them "at it" and send it off to cuckolds.com for a hefty finacial reward...........or join in!

 

Either way, your a spineless fecker :clapper::clapper:

 

By the way.........is "He" black?............I hope he is, much better :D

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Film them "at it" and send it off to cuckolds.com for a hefty finacial reward...........or join in!

 

Either way, your a spineless fecker :clapper::clapper:

 

By the way.........is "He" black?............I hope he is, much better :D

 

y do ya hope it is a black fella would ya have joined in if it had been :feck:

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