lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 Shamelessly copied from another forum 'cause it's hillarious INSTALLING A HUSBAND Dear Tech support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and Noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance, Particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which Operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable Programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these Problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DEAR DESPERATE, First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2..0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an unsupported application and Husband 1.0 will cause it to crash. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech Support Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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