scottishlass 57 Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 Right before i start this is just plain stupid but what the hell. Tonight my mate and her man came up to mine for a drink,we do a lot of drinking at each others houses cheaper plus you can get a fag inside anyway we were chatting away when we were on about cheap bread etc when the topic of toilet roll came up and the amount used each time. me and my mate are scrunchers the blokes were folders and do you wipe front to back or back to front after a number2 Below is a pic of a scrunch and a fold (taken tonight because we are well stupid on the drink nowt better to do) what used more sheets and what number of sheets do you reckon? the scrunch or fold Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SportingShooter 0 Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 How much Drink and boredom can you take before you start talking about things like that :icon_eek: :icon_eek: Well, now I know you are truly mad I think the fold takes more sheets SS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sounder 9 Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 o god what will you think of next. folded i think would use more, can't belive i am answering this but yes lass you need help in more way than one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
higgins 75 Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 (edited) och aye folded it is wee lass,but i can use it much more than the scrunch.... Higgins.ps; it's really nice to know u can safely have a number 2l and a drink in each other's houses,i mean have you been in the pubs nowadays,the prices are shocking,you can;t even have a ciggie and the people seem really strange and soo young..... Edited October 5, 2008 by higgins Quote Link to post Share on other sites
biffo 0 Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 one sheet up, one sheet down and one to polish Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 Either you guys were really drunk or your get togethers are really boring.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob.i 26 Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 pmsl you chaps need to get out a bit more Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mrs sweepy 0 Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 O babes wish i was drinking what you were drinking last night. xxxxxsuzy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sue 1 Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 I will answer your question lass ,i think you used 6 sheets in the nice folded one and 4 in the scrunched Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hpool_hunter Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 the folded id say a better wipe , but jesus you must have been drunk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,262 Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 Ive always been suspicious of people with a glass coffee table,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fraggle 4 Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 this reminds me of the old army tale of the ration pack toilet paper, it used to be like tracing paper so if you used it normaly it would should slip half way up your back, so what you did was fold it in to four and rip of the corner so there is a whole in the middle, place your finger through the hole and then proceed to wipe your finger erm cleaning your starfish. once done pull the toilet paper back over your finger and then use the corner to clean under the nail, lets just say thank god when i joined it had cleenex in it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scottishlass 57 Posted October 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 (edited) Ive always been suspicious of people with a glass coffee table,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, it only comes out when mates come to put the drinks on, to stop the dogs trying to sneak a wee bit of the beer Edited October 5, 2008 by scottishlass Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 Whatever next Lass? I'm a folder, less chance of a finger finding its way through......! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 Whatever next Lass? I'm a folder, less chance of a finger finding its way through......! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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