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Now stop being silly this is a serious subject not a yoke. Egg fetishists , they do exist. My mate went to an egg fetish club, lured a lady home to his love -nest .The girl was shy at first but he coaxed her out of her shell and got his leg ova :whistling: several times. Before going to sleep he asked her how she'd like her eggs in the morning. .... "Unfertilized", was the reply.

Sadly a few days later his "parts" began to itch. Sure enough right on the tip he found a little rash in the shape of a lion. :whistling:

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Now stop being silly this is a serious subject not a yoke. Egg fetishists , they do exist. My mate went to an egg fetish club, lured a lady home to his love -nest .The girl was shy at first but he coaxed her out of her shell and got his leg ova :whistling: several times. Before going to sleep he asked her how she'd like her eggs in the morning. .... "Unfertilized", was the reply.

Sadly a few days later his "parts" began to itch. Sure enough right on the tip he found a little rash in the shape of a lion. :whistling:

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