jigsaw 11,897 Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 just an hour ago I was bullied by my small wife and big family to go to the local petrol station for fags for the wicked chicken(wife)and the gremlins(kids)wanted a drink,while there I noticed a NEWFOUNDLAND bitch wandering about,i enquired as to who or where its owner was,they informed me it was straying for the last 2 days.What the F**k was I thinking,I left my name and adress in the station and took the dog home with me,shes under 8 months id say and a lovely animal,it sits(and snores)at my feet this very moment,I couldnt just leave it out in the streets for the night,in the morning i intend to put an add in the local radio station in the hope of finding its owner,if not then I havent a clue what the next step is,the bloody thing is huge and its going to get bigger,the problem is I cant put it out the back as my regular army of working dogs will lose the plot big time,plus im thinking of disease even though all my dogs are innoculated.I wouldnt have dreamt of taking this course of action a few years back,I admit I am definitely getting sad in my middle years.Lately I even considered my wifes need for an orgasm during lovemaking....but that only lasted a moment or two ANYONE WANT A BIG BLACK HAIRY BEAST.(not the dog the wife) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Terrier man 38 Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 ...Fair fucks to ya jig either somone has lost there pet or the f*****g dim twat that paid out over a grand for it didnt realise it would get so big...pitty as they ar a nice dog... i bet the daughter has left the buck in the hutch and has the newfoundland up on her lap... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 jiggy jiggy goin soft will he draw lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,897 Posted October 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 he wont ever draw with you scent cause hed see feck all ever if she sat on my daughters lap i wouldnt find her for a week,the feckin thing is monstrous,just a big hearted dumbass IP. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 he wont ever draw with you scent cause hed see feck all ever if she sat on my daughters lap i wouldnt find her for a week,the feckin thing is monstrous,just a big hearted dumbass IP. a big hearted dumbass now who does that remind me off maybe his new owner Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Fair play Liam, always knew you were a big softie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,897 Posted October 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 thanks ip,i might take ye up on that offer,scent its way past yer bedtime,il im a sucker for a soft set of eyes,thats how i fell foryou sweetheart :kiss: today she has to be advertised,hope to christ i find her owner. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Did someone say I was a big softie yesterday ................. ??? f****d if I'd send you to the shops ............ sent out for ciggies and coke, comes back with a donkey, I'd say it's your memory that's gone! You could always skin it ..... make a nice rug! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Bang a greyhound over it and advertise the pups as some new fangled super aquatic lurchers, as well as HJCKC they can sideline to rescue fishermen Some on here would!!! Seriously Jigsaw, fair play to you, helping when a dog needs help, commendable Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flynn 314 Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Bang a greyhound over it and advertise the pups as some new fangled super aquatic lurchers, as well as HJCKC they can sideline to rescue fishermen Some on here would!!! Seriously Jigsaw, fair play to you, helping when a dog needs help, commendable Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Did someone say I was a big softie yesterday ................. ??? f****d if I'd send you to the shops ............ sent out for ciggies and coke, comes back with a donkey, I'd say it's your memory that's gone! You could always skin it ..... make a nice rug! lol classic imagine the family comin over to visit and thay saying"jesus liam that rug looks rufffff" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,897 Posted October 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Good news guys and gals,went to the vet and got her scanned,she was chiped and her owner was contacted and ''beauty'' was collected,he was genuinely happy to see her and vice versa,thanks be to jaysus i didnt have to hold her long.last night after i found her I knew she wasnt just another stray,anyway alls well that ends well.SCENT your full of it me lad STRONG STUFF youve lost that loving feeling man,lol.nothing wrong with me memory,i can still remembr your ugly mug (easy now only joking ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Good news guys and gals,went to the vet and got her scanned,she was chiped and her owner was contacted and ''beauty'' was collected,he was genuinely happy to see her and vice versa,thanks be to jaysus i didnt have to hold her long.last night after i found her I knew she wasnt just another stray,anyway alls well that ends well.SCENT your full of it me lad STRONG STUFF youve lost that loving feeling man,lol.nothing wrong with me memory,i can still remembr your ugly mug (easy now only joking ) jig well done lad that was a very nice thing you done there if you hadn of taken the dog in then there would have been another dog stolen and you aint gone soft i bet you you would have done the same ten year ago ,true gentleman is what you are my friend Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wonkylegs 4 Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 just an hour ago I was bullied by my small wife and big family to go to the local petrol station for fags for the wicked chicken(wife)and the gremlins(kids)wanted a drink,while there I noticed a NEWFOUNDLAND bitch wandering about,i enquired as to who or where its owner was,they informed me it was straying for the last 2 days.What the F**k was I thinking,I left my name and adress in the station and took the dog home with me,shes under 8 months id say and a lovely animal,it sits(and snores)at my feet this very moment,I couldnt just leave it out in the streets for the night,in the morning i intend to put an add in the local radio station in the hope of finding its owner,if not then I havent a clue what the next step is,the bloody thing is huge and its going to get bigger,the problem is I cant put it out the back as my regular army of working dogs will lose the plot big time,plus im thinking of disease even though all my dogs are innoculated.I wouldnt have dreamt of taking this course of action a few years back,I admit I am definitely getting sad in my middle years.Lately I even considered my wifes need for an orgasm during lovemaking....but that only lasted a moment or two ANYONE WANT A BIG BLACK HAIRY BEAST.(not the dog the wife) DID YOU SEE THIS ONE ON GMTV THIS MORNING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10...faces-down.html Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 All's well that ends well Jig! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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