Simoman 110 Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 I have just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning this thread up. Keep the 'humour' within reason, we all agreed to the forum rules when joining so any more jokes about child abuse, rasiscm etc will result in warning levels being increased........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 A 93 year old man walks into the chemist with a prescription for one Viagra tablet. He asks the woman behind the desk if she would be able to cut it up into 4 pieces, so that it would last him 4 days. The woman tells him that he won't get the full effect off a 1/4 of a tablet, and he should take is as prescribed. To that he replied; 'Love, I'm ninety three years old! I don't need the full effect, I just want enough so that when I go to the toilet, I'll stop pissing on my slippers!' :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
redlorryyellowlorry 27 Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 today i saw 6 youths beating up my mother in law.a neighbour shouted to me "aren't you gonna help?" i replied "no 6 should be enough" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
elvisaintdead61 0 Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 hagar said: nastki71 said: rexdigger said: nastki71 said: Oh I'm sorry did I offend you! I will remove my jokes, as I dont think they are very nice either. I spose you would find it funny if it was a jewish/paki cot death though! do you really think that pakis and jews dont take the piss out of white people cos if you do then your wrong they take the piss when they go get there family allowance every week while silly c**ts like me and you pay for them so excuse me if i dont jump to theyre defence There are more lazy thick white chavs living off our taxes than jews or asians. Maybe so but they dont try to take our freedom away, impose sharia law, blow us up :sick: as for the jews why is it every country they ever settled in throughout history has tried to get rid of them WELL PUT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kash 1 Posted September 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 hagar said: nastki71 said: How many racists does it take to make everyone who uses this forum look a right cnut? :wankerzo4: Its not racism its black humour well i aint any one being called i only see a few jokes & this black guys lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kash 1 Posted September 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Simoman said: I have just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning this thread up. Keep the 'humour' within reason, we all agreed to the forum rules when joining so any more jokes about child abuse, rasiscm etc will result in warning levels being increased........... ok get the point the only prob is i get told by people who know i won't take offence thats unless it aint nailed down & the cops aren't looking Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest john the baptist Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Ok then, while we're at it NASTKI71 being politically correct please remove your pic at the bottom of your posts. It has a naughty word on it. Thanks. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagar 5 Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 After 25 years marriage and making love with the light off henrys wife pulled the light cord during sex and sees her husband standing there with a 10 inch dildo shocked she demands an explaination henry replys you explain the kids and ill explain the dildo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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