lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 .. but for those of you fellas who remain confused, this sums things up in a nutshell: 'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 if you give her a hoover she'll do her job Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DevonHunter 0 Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 If you give her small shoes, she'll stand closer to the cooker... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
T78 4 Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 if you give her ingredients she will give you a meal...(hope our lass doesn't see this!) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SA1Gunner 0 Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 (edited) My better half, doesn't read this so lol, I give her all the money and she could show David Blaine a few things about, now you see it now you don't lol. Edited September 22, 2008 by SA1Gunner Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cjw 1 Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 if you give them any cash they will still use the card to multiply what you give them :realmad: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DevonHunter 0 Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 My better half, doesn't read this so lol, I give her all the money money and she could show David Blaine a few things about, now you see it now you don't lol. Haha lmaoo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted September 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 I knew you boys would jump straight on this one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 So if I give her my penissssssss.....mmmmn Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted September 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 So if I give her my penissssssss.....mmmmn Might be worth a try Undie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mrs sweepy 0 Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 If you give her a wedding ring . She give you the mother inlaw. xxxxsuzy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted September 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 Got you beat there: I'm adopted, but I'm very close to my birth mother and my Ma, who I grew up with. So if any bloke was crazy enough to offer me a ring, he'd get TWO mothers-in-law for the price of one That news should be enough to keep all but the most resiliant of fellas a good distance away Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mrs sweepy 0 Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 Thats nice to hear that your are all close. I actuality get on well with my mum inlaw. Seeing as theirs only 12years differance in are ages. Yes i married a Toy boy xxxxsuzy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andy mecca 5 Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 give her a phone and you get f**k all done Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DevonHunter 0 Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 Thats nice to hear that your are all close.I actuality get on well with my mum inlaw. Seeing as theirs only 12years differance in are ages. Yes i married a Toy boy xxxxsuzy I THINK I KNOW HIM!!!! Is he that guy with the really dark glasses and a white stick that he taps on the ground? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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