Guest hpool_hunter Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Birth cert must state female as sex,looks like female,female equipment,female in mind,body and soul,never had male in her in any way,shape,nor form,not even 7 inches from her last boyfriend that will be £500 for you mate - ill have your new birth cert sent out in the post - ill take paypall Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,433 Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Rip-off!!I got mine for £5 in Khao san road,same place I bought my degree in neuropsychopharmacogenetics,and my masters Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Lonely Heart section...........On here!! Feck me, you must be hard up.........half of em are about 93 and the other half ya wouldnt ride into battle 'Scuse me Wilfy, but I take slight offense to that! I am neither 93 nor a fat slobby minger But then I'm not single either Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mickyrich Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 If your actually placing an on-line singles advert in here make sure you stipulate FEMALES only to respond,theres allsorts on this site :kiss: It was put up as a joke and mess on thought i might have one offer from the ladies on here lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Micky you're a handsome chappy, sure you can find yourself a lady - but you'll have to offer up a bit more than nowt to get one I think How many have you split with in, say, the last two years? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,433 Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Ladies are like buses mate,always one a little further down the road heading in your direction Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mickyrich Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Ladies are like buses mate,always one a little further down the road heading in your direction i just hope 2 come at once Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,433 Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Be careful what you wish for,it might come true Also like buses some give you a smooth ride,and some a bumpy ride on the journey,good luck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mickyrich Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Micky you're a handsome chappy, sure you can find yourself a lady - but you'll have to offer up a bit more than nowt to get one I think How many have you split with in, say, the last two years? I've been with my ex for 2 years well i have nought to offer so not gonna offer something i can't deliver if you catch my drift Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hpool_hunter Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 you can have mine micky - she is doing my head in - been with her 4 years - so she can stay loyal * i think* lol . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mickyrich Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 you can have mine micky - she is doing my head in - been with her 4 years - so she can stay loyal * i think* lol .tell her not to get her hopes up i seen the way she looked at me when i called to yours mate lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hpool_hunter Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 you can have mine micky - she is doing my head in - been with her 4 years - so she can stay loyal * i think* lol .tell her not to get her hopes up i seen the way she looked at me when i called to yours mate lol no no no mate - thats her * come to bed look* i havent had that in months i think lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mickyrich Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 you can have mine micky - she is doing my head in - been with her 4 years - so she can stay loyal * i think* lol .tell her not to get her hopes up i seen the way she looked at me when i called to yours mate lol no no no mate - thats her * come to bed look* i havent had that in months i think lol or right i thought she caught me p*****g through your letter box lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SJM Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Can we see some photographic evidence of his handsomeness please ladies ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sallymonkey 0 Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Lonely Heart section...........On here!! Feck me, you must be hard up.........half of em are about 93 and the other half ya wouldnt ride into battle ey mr wilfy, you speak for yourself please, eerrrr 93..... you"ll be suprised, i bet when you see us girlys on here, you"ll need a labrador & a white stick... you"ll be looking that much the girlys will make you go blind.... ha...! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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