JOKES

[DIGZY 4]

A LITTLE GUY IS SAT AT THE BAR , WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A THUG SMACKS HIM IN THE FACE AN SAYS "THATS KUNG FU FROM JAPAN " A BIT LATERTHE THUG SMACKS HIM AGAIN AND SAYS " THATS KARATE FROM KOREA "THE LITTLE GUY GETS UP AND LEAVS THE BAR . A SHORT TIME LATER HE COMES BACK AND SMACKS THE THUG KNOCKING HIM OUT COLD AND SAYS 2 THE BARMAN "WHEN THAT c**t WAKES UP TELL HIM THAT WAS A FU#KING SHOVEL FROM B&Q

 

 

GLASGOW GUY GOES TO AMSTERDAM AND MEETS A HOOKER ! HE ASKS HOW MUCH ? SHE SAYS $100 AN HOUR . HE ASKS DO YOU DO IT GLASGOW STYLE ? SHE SAYS NO . HE SAYS ILL GIVE YOU $200 SHE SAYS NO . HE SAYS OK THEN $500 2 DO IT GLASGOW STYLE BEING IN THE BUSINESS 10YR & BEEN ASKED TO DO EVERYTHING BUT GLASGOW STYLE SHE AGREES. AFTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE SHE SAYS , THAT WAS THE BEST SEX EVER BUT WATS THE GLASGOW STYLE . HE REPLIES CAN I GIVE YOU THE MONEY NEXT WEEK .

[Guest jordy p]

[scotlandforever 0]

:laugh: got me in stiches :laugh:

[kash 1]

nice one chap,

 

little johnny walks into his parents room,

and sees his dad giving his mum one,his dad laughs throws a pillow

at him and tells him to get out.

a little while later dad hears a commotion from little johnnies room,

dad rushes in and is horrified to find little johnny shagging his gran,

johnny just looks at him and say's not so f*****g funny when it's

your mum is it

[The one 8,456]

[dogman541 0]

Heard these before a few months back on this site.

[Guest buster321c]

This one was in the paper the other day , the lads at work said it was really old but i thought it was really funny , i pissed myself !!!!

 

 

How do you get a fat bird into bed ?????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Piece of cake !!!!!

[kash 1]

ben asks his new girlfriend for a hand job.

"i've never done that ,"she say's what do i do"?

"well remember when you where a kid & you'd

shake a bottle of coke and spray your brother

with it - well thats what you do",

she nods. so he pulls it out & she grabs hold of it,

and starts shaking it. a minute later he has tears

running down his face , snot flowing from his nose,

and wax flying from his ears.

she asks"whats wrong",

he cries ,"take your f*****g thumb off the end