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A man spends all day on a spanish beach getting an all over tan :whistling:

when someone points out he hasnt tanned his manhood :thumbdown:

so as not too get burned he gets a kid to cover him in sand leaving his manhood exposed :censored:

he then falls asleep, meanwhile 2 pensioners ethel and daisy come along :icon_redface:

ethel says i cant believe it when i was young i had to marry to get one of them , and they grow wild here :icon_eek:

a little later daisy says look what i got here ethel i couldnt resist it what a souvineer :tongue2:

ethel laughs and says cuttings always die though :wallbash:

daisy replys not this one i got the bulbs as well :tongue2:

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A man spends all day on a spanish beach getting an all over tan :whistling:

when someone points out he hasnt tanned his manhood :thumbdown:

so as not too get burned he gets a kid to cover him in sand leaving his manhood exposed :censored:

he then falls asleep, meanwhile 2 pensioners ethel and daisy come along :icon_redface:

ethel says i cant believe it when i was young i had to marry to get one of them , and they grow wild here :icon_eek:

a little later daisy says look what i got here ethel i couldnt resist it what a souvineer :tongue2:

ethel laughs and says cuttings always die though :wallbash:

daisy replys not this one i got the bulbs as well :tongue2:

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A man spends all day on a spanish beach getting an all over tan :whistling:

when someone points out he hasnt tanned his manhood :thumbdown:

so as not too get burned he gets a kid to cover him in sand leaving his manhood exposed :censored:

he then falls asleep, meanwhile 2 pensioners ethel and daisy come along :icon_redface:

ethel says i cant believe it when i was young i had to marry to get one of them , and they grow wild here :icon_eek:

a little later daisy says look what i got here ethel i couldnt resist it what a souvineer :tongue2:

ethel laughs and says cuttings always die though :wallbash:

daisy replys not this one i got the bulbs as well :tongue2:

pms

THAT HAPPEND TO ME :icon_redface:
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