TIMMAY 6 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, ' I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'. The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.' The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?' Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,' she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. 'We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS . If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14.' With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, 'F... You!' Without flinching, she smiled and said, ( I love this bit )................. 'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too.' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
maty j 6 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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wildfowler-2007 0 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 f.........kin classic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,459 Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Loved it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wyliecoyote 0 Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Brilliant. Worked in a call centre for nearly two years spent most days with gritted teeth really opens your eyes to how rude the general public really can be or is it just because there on there on the other end of the phone and you cant give them a bloody hard slap :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moseley 16 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 excellent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JohnGalway Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,168 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Some of those Virgin ladies are scorchers,I mean real stunners,look as if butter wouldnt melt in their mouths,but they are more than capable of scything remarks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SquirrelSniper18 0 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Love it, there should be more like this Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagar 5 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, ' I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'. The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.' The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?' Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,' she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. 'We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS . If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14.' With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, 'F... You!' Without flinching, she smiled and said, ( I love this bit )................. 'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too.' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 i have to bite my fooking lip every day at work...........someday i'm just gonna go menthol.......and give out polo's... no the public can be ficcle, one day your great for helping with something the next day something is not in stock your the biggest cu*t that walkeed the earth............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
simba 1 Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 excellent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spudlington 3 Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Legend!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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