jultaylor1972 2 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 2 Tough Questions Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide first.. no peeking, then scroll down for the response. Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs...built the ark. Professionals...built the Titanic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 one quick question how the hell did think of that one way too much time on your hands Quote Link to post Share on other sites
maty j 6 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Your right Jul. With a few sentances you can't really judge anything. I did pick Churchill for PM though.... I mean who would choose a vegie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Crazy!!!! I killed Beethoven but I was undecided between Hitler and Churchill. As Maty said, I couldn't vote for a veggie.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hang & bang 114 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Christ i thought you were going to say Candidate C was Ronald Regan!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 2 Tough Questions Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide first.. no peeking, then scroll down for the response. Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs...built the ark. Professionals...built the Titanic beethoven was a smart arse little f**k, one of them kids you'd love to slap when there parents aint looking, as for hilter he knew how to get his country behind him and he did have a point about jews and the disabled, as for never cheating on his wife he only married her a few days before they died and that time was spent alone in a bunker (nice honeymoon) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jultaylor1972 2 Posted September 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 one quick question how the hell did think of that one way too much time on your hands I didn't think of it, it was an email that amused me so I thought I'd share it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Very good! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,805 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 The house of commons has 635 members. 29 accused of spouse abuse 7 arrested for fraud 19 arrested for giving bad cheques 3 done time for assult 71 unable to get credit cards due to bad credit history 4 arrested for drugs 8 arrested for shoplifting 21 currently defendents in law suits 84 arrested for drink driving in the last 12 months 117 employe's who have directly or indiredtly bankrupted at least 2 companies. Good to see how far weve come isn't it?. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ballybricken 1 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 I killed Beethoven but voted for Churchill! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 I would have voted for Adolf even if you had put his name up in the first place ...........and Beethoven was fecked as well!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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