hairyface 211 Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 whats the difference between gary glitter and arthur scargill . . . . . . . arthur scargill hasnt seen a minors helmet in 20yrs,lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,511 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Your invited to a big family BBQ at the manison in shropshire .There'll be plenty of beer.But sadly no Foster's ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,511 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Little girl run's into her house with a rose thorn in her finger and say to her dad quick pour Strongbow on it !. He ask's why ' because mummy say's when she get's a big prick in her hand she cant wait to get it in cider . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,511 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Royal Mail have just issued a new stamp with a picture of a fanny on it .Sadly it has to be withdrawn as 75% of men dont know how to lick it properly ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,511 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 A black baby is given a pair of wings by God ,he ask's. " God, does this mean i'm an angel.?God laugh's " Of course not you sill black fecker your a fly ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,511 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 3 couples go camping ,men in one tent and women in another.One bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and nudge's his mate lying next to him " i'm going next door to f**k the mrs ,i've got the biggest hard on iv'e ever had ." I'd better come with you then " his mate replied " cos it's my cock youv'e got hold off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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