craftycarper 0 Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 mmmm...a nice arse in a tight skirt, big cleavage in a blouse with a couple of the buttons open, pen in mouth, and glasses....the minxy secretary look will do.....over the boardroom table Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 mmmm...a nice arse in a tight skirt, big cleavage in a blouse with a couple of the buttons open, pen in mouth, and glasses....the minxy secretary look will do.....over the boardroom table You know what they say about your secretary.. They are like any other moveable piece of office equipment. Not yours, until screwed to the desk.... Matt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hue jeers 6 Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Silence Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Big Fish Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Nice to see that the shaggin life has cleaned up its act Now before anyone goes accusing me of starting it all off, i claim dimished responsibility, i was thinking INSIDE the box Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sheepworrier 1 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 What i like in the girls is a nice butt & legs, don't mind chunky girls as long as they're not sponsered by Ginsters or Greggs. The best girl i went out with was a chunkster, boy oh boy she banged like a belt fed 12 bore. just remember fat chicks are like mopeds fun to ride until you friends clock you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 What i like in the girls is a nice butt & legs, don't mind chunky girls as long as they're not sponsered by Ginsters or Greggs. The best girl i went out with was a chunkster, boy oh boy she banged like a belt fed 12 bore. just remember fat chicks are like mopeds fun to ride until you friends clock you They are more grateful too.......errrmm......Allegedly... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IanB 0 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 What i like in the girls is a nice butt & legs, don't mind chunky girls as long as they're not sponsered by Ginsters or Greggs. The best girl i went out with was a chunkster, boy oh boy she banged like a belt fed 12 bore. just remember fat chicks are like mopeds fun to ride until you friends clock you They are more grateful too.......errrmm......Allegedly... Darcy I've seem one of your conquests, and conquest she was, she was more like a cross eyed water buffalo or something from the star wars bar, so ass and tits don't come into the question............ more like species and pulse Suppose any port in a storm... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 What i like in the girls is a nice butt & legs, don't mind chunky girls as long as they're not sponsered by Ginsters or Greggs. The best girl i went out with was a chunkster, boy oh boy she banged like a belt fed 12 bore. just remember fat chicks are like mopeds fun to ride until you friends clock you They are more grateful too.......errrmm......Allegedly... Darcy I've seem one of your conquests, and conquest she was, she was more like a cross eyed water buffalo or something from the star wars bar, so ass and tits don't come into the question............ more like species and pulse Suppose any port in a storm... That Harry-Potter lookalike was nothing to do with me... You know your'e a Babe!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Nice to see some of you lads see past appearences... :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Nice to see some of you lads see past appearences... :laugh: I was thinking the same Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Nice to see some of you lads see past appearences... :laugh: no it wouldnt!!! We have all been guilty of the dreaded beer goggles Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Nice to see some of you lads see past appearences... :laugh: no it wouldnt!!! We have all been guilty of the dreaded beer goggles you more than the average single white male Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jessdale 416 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Nice to see some of you lads see past appearences... :laugh: no it wouldnt!!! We have all been guilty of the dreaded beer goggles Darcy,any woman that would lay under you is guilty of wearing beer goggles Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Nice to see some of you lads see past appearences... :laugh: no it wouldnt!!! We have all been guilty of the dreaded beer goggles Darcy,any woman that would lay under you is guilty of wearing beer goggles Jessdale, your just jealous because i spurned your disgusting amourous advances....I'm celibate anyway now..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Nice to see some of you lads see past appearences... :laugh: no it wouldnt!!! We have all been guilty of the dreaded beer goggles Darcy,any woman that would lay under you is guilty of wearing beer goggles Jessdale, your just jealous because i spurned your disgusting amourous advances....I'm celibate anyway now..... I heard you keep a few tins of chappie in just incase Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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