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I have a big dog he's brindle n black

when it suits him he answers to Jack

i walk him by day never at night

i keep him close well within sight :whistling:

 

He needed some training i took him to class

i wasted my money what a pain in the ass

The training you see he found it to hard

in no time at all we were both barred :wallbash:

 

He bit the instructer who said it was fear

but me and jack new it was time for a beer

i calmed jack down with a quick belly rub

then later that night got banned from the pub :thumbdown:

 

to training and discipline he will will not yeild

he'd rather get drunk than run round a field

he's clumsy n reckless n does run away

so if you are out walking and see him one day

Dont hesitate and get out of his way :gunsmilie:

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I have a big dog he's brindle n black

when it suits him he answers to Jack

i walk him by day never at night

i keep him close well within sight :whistling:

 

He needed some training i took him to class

i wasted my money what a pain in the ass

The training you see he found it to hard

in no time at all we were both barred :wallbash:

 

He bit the instructer who said it was fear

but me and jack new it was time for a beer

i calmed jack down with a quick belly rub

then later that night got banned from the pub :thumbdown:

 

to training and discipline he will will not yeild

he'd rather get drunk than run round a field

he's clumsy n reckless n does run away

so if you are out walking and see him one day

Dont hesitate and get out of his way :gunsmilie:

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