Mac 30 Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Gary Glitter bought a 100 cases of glenfiddich scotch whiskey today, because the salesman told him its a cheeky little 12 year old that goes down well. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigdan 11 Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 THEY SHOULD HANG THE b*****d AND EVERY f*****g NONCE AND RAPEIST WITH HIM Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 What do Michael Jackson, Gary Glitter and Santa Clause all have in common? They all like to empty their sack's in young kid's room's.........Sick I know! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
victor 10 Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 yes verry sick lol ^ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yoggerman 5 Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 you can say what you like.......... but he's generous with his sweet's....lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yoggerman 5 Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 A plane takes off from Thailand with Gary Glitter on board. It stops at China to pick up Gordon Brown, before diverting to India to pick up Jade Goody. It arrives to Madrid where the passengers change to a Spanair flight to the Canary Islands. Carlsberg don't do plane crashes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,274 Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Gary Glitter offered me a sweet to come into his car, I said ill come in your mouth for the packet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Gary Glitter bought a 100 cases of glenfiddich scotch whiskey today, because the salesman told him its a cheeky little 12 year old that goes down well. ROTFL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ilovetoshoot12345 0 Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 police raided glitters flat they found class A in the bedroom class B in the living room, and class 4c in his wardrobe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan_Jones 7 Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 #1. Why wouldnt they let Gary Glitter manage the England squad? Because he wanted to put Seaman in the under 16's. #2. I hear Gary Glitter is going to be the next Dr Who... ... apparently he will have two assistants, K9 and Stacey, eleven. #3. A girl asked her mum ’Do they have Christmas Trees in Vietnam?’ and her mum replied ’No dear, but they’re hanging Glitter this year!’ #4. When asked if he was happy with his three year sentence, Gary Glitter replied that he'd "do anything less than sixteen". #5. Apparently Gary Glitter flew back to England today to be by Margaret Thatcher's side... He thought she'd tell him how to f**k the miners. Few to keep yas going Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yoggerman 5 Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 when i was a child and very poorly in hospital... gary glitter visited me.......................... i was touched... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yoggerman 5 Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 (edited) yeah he came and visited me................... not sure if it was quite in that order Edited September 11, 2008 by yoggerman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yoggerman 5 Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 what do gary glitter and an xbox have in common......................... they both get turned on by kid's Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yoggerman 5 Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 want to know the biggest joke about the old nonce..... this country will lush him up,, he'l write a book about his life and no end of doogooder's will buy it and praise him for coming to terms with his emotions... the laws regarding perv's is the joke in this country..... youl get a bigger sentance for hare coursing or having a pellet-gun over the limit than a kiddy fiddler would for comiting a crime where only a painfull death is the only sentance in my eye's........... if the death sentance was brought back for these scum i'd have no problem's being the executioner.. in fact i'd do it for free and sleep well at night knowing the country was just that little bit safer............ p's what fun it would be to skin and gut one like deer.............. i know for a fact some pussy will disagree with me on this one.. go on have your say and show yourself up as a nonce-lover.......... anyone with me please leave a comment also.................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Timelord 0 Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 After returning to Britain, Gary Glitter has moved in with Margeret Thatcher. Apparantly if anyone can teach him how to F**K miners it's her!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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