jasper65 6 Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Bob geldoff, ozzy osbourne, n gary glitter onboard a ship that hits an iceberg.geldoff says save the kids ozzy says fxxk the kids glitter says have we got time Fecking Classic....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
simba 1 Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Glitter was asked at customs, "Anything to declare sir?,,,,,,,," pissed myself ... sick but so funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
macster 1 Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 somebody should shoot tat b*****d Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 the scary thought is he's just the one they caught.... there's millions more just like him that are still loose and may never be found out!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
simba 1 Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Haribo have announced record sales in Thailand, since the release of Gary Glitter. As a token of their appreciation, they have announced a special edition packet of sweets called Garybo. A spokesperson for the company said, "now every child can have a bit of Gary inside them." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yoggerman 5 Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 gary glitter and his dad were sitting home bored one night ,,,, when his dad said i know we'l get a video..... gary said we'l get aladin............ his dad said no well get a video !!!!!!!......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
00taz11 39 Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 gary glitter comes home from thailand he walks into his house and see's his wife packing he ask's where are you going she say's away from you since i found out that you are a pedofile gary say's thats a big word for a 10 year old Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 This topic gets better and better . it should be pinned to warn any other paedo's of their fate ... Jasper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yoggerman 5 Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 gary glitter is walking this kid miles across fields ditches and wood's..... the little kid say's my feet are killing me...... gary say's how do you think i feel .. i gotta walk back....................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stevie D 9 Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 What's the difference between Gary Glitter and a greyhound? Greyhound waits for the hare to appear. Stevie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fishman307 0 Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Glitter has returned to the UK after a fairly succesfull career as a swimming instructor. One ten year old girl pupil was heard to ask___ Are you sure ill sink if you take your finger out! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GHT 6 Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 how does gary glitter know its bedtime......................................................................... ............................................................................... .....when the big hand touches the little hand. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 gart glitter, jonathan king, michael jackson are all having dinner, after the fourth coarse meal, they sit back, relax and pass round the under 8s Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sniffer 167 Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Ive just heard he has tryed to commit suicide, they found him in the thames bobbing up and down on a small bouy............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fishman307 0 Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Garry glitter asks michael jackson, Can you swap two fives for a ten ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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