Problems with Police.

[woodj 33]

they only need one of the farmers/gamekeepers to say they saw you and that is enough evidence, and they can also take your vechial!!!

[RossM 8,105]

once nipped out lamping with my uncle it was bout half 12 at night and not many people about, but this car followed us all the way out the town and into the middle of nowhere, my uncle clocked it and said its either a taxi, the farmer or the police, and said the farmer and the taxi would know the road and be fleeing along. so, he decided to find out if it was following us and drove round in a big circle, it was still there, so round he went again, still there!! he got about a third of the way round the third circle and the blue lights behind the grill came on, so he pulled over and they asked him what we were doing, he said that he was telling them nowt and said to give him a 7 day ticket they took our names and let us go, went on to have a decent night lol

Excuse my ignorance but what is a 7 day ticket , though i assume its like answering bail, and how did that come out

 

7 days to produce your vehicle documents, insurance etc at the nearest police station.And it came around cause they had nowt else on him

[RossM 8,105]

once nipped out lamping with my uncle it was bout half 12 at night and not many people about, but this car followed us all the way out the town and into the middle of nowhere, my uncle clocked it and said its either a taxi, the farmer or the police, and said the farmer and the taxi would know the road and be fleeing along. so, he decided to find out if it was following us and drove round in a big circle, it was still there, so round he went again, still there!! he got about a third of the way round the third circle and the blue lights behind the grill came on, so he pulled over and they asked him what we were doing, he said that he was telling them nowt and said to give him a 7 day ticket they took our names and let us go, went on to have a decent night lol

Excuse my ignorance but what is a 7 day ticket , though i assume its like answering bail, and how did that come out

 

7 days to produce your vehicle documents, insurance etc at the nearest police station.And it came around cause they had nowt else on him

[brookie 1,193]

they cant do nothing at all . they can search the vehicle thats as far as it goes if you axxept cautions thats a mistake if they could do you dont think yjey wouldnt they will try to bluff you but the long and the short of it is they got to catch you on the land at it ive had the helicopters the road blocks if your in the vehicle or on the road they cant do zilch me and my lad once got run by some keepers of the land got onto the road started walking so they started following us a couple of miles to where the van was parked when we got there old bill was waiting the keepers started telling the police how they chased us off the land and witnessed us coursing police searched the vehicle for game then let me have my say . im awfully glad to see you officer because im very concerned about that man there and pointed to the most aggressive of the keepers i ran i said because i was concerned for my sons life because he pointed a shotgun at us and threatened to blow our heads off i would like to make a complaint and have a log number for the complaint and could you escort us out of the area of course he laughed and denied it but i stuck to it after about ten mibs of insisting the police took him to one side had a few words came back over to me and said its your lucky day be on your way and dont come back because if it had gone further the least that would have happened to the keeper would have been a caution with the caution he would have lost his gun permit no gun like a brickie with no trowel its a pity the law dont chase burglars and pushers and peados like they do a couple of blokes out catching a few rabbits

[Guest markbrick1]

he would have lost his gun permit no gun like a brickie with no trowel ..............................................love it its not a bad thing though saves a load of back pain them one liners are the best

[mackem 26,157]

I normally just make up some silly excuse completely unrelated to the dogs. Like i've just visited a friend. If they ask questions about the dog i say i've just rescued him. To be honest where i live their more interested in drugs than dogs.

Middle of a hertfordshire woods 1am in the morning "Dark in this woods officer,arent you scared,you ever see anything scary at night?".............."No sir,only 2 gentlemen dressed in camouflage clothing,are you local?"..............."London,With my f***ing accent?"

[lofti 579]

hide run lie

[mackem 26,157]

No JOE,the best bit was when they GAVE us directions and wished us a good night Bit different from that Riot as we went through the town

[brookie 1,193]

the best one liner i ever heard was one night me and a mate had had a couple of pints and decided to go for a run so we walked a couple of miles to a local estate and done a heap of rabbits walking home about three in the morning theres headlights coming behind us im carrying the lamp i jump through the hedge the old dog follows me through my mate carrys on carrying the rabbits its the law they pull in says to my mate where you going home he replies where did you get those rabbits they ask i caught em he says how did you catch en they ask him im hiding in the field with the dog and lamp listening i hide in the hedge and make a noise like a lettuce and when the rabbit comes to eat me i hit it with a stick he answered . classic

[Guest markbrick1]

the best one liner i ever heard was one night me and a mate had had a couple of pints and decided to go for a run so we walked a couple of miles to a local estate and done a heap of rabbits walking home about three in the morning theres headlights coming behind us im carrying the lamp i jump through the hedge the old dog follows me through my mate carrys on carrying the rabbits its the law they pull in says to my mate where you going home he replies where did you get those rabbits they ask i caught em he says how did you catch en they ask him im hiding in the field with the dog and lamp listening i hide in the hedge and make a noise like a lettuce and when the rabbit comes to eat me i hit it with a stick he answered . classic

your gettin better as the night goes on ,mark

[brookie 1,193]

id could write a book on em mark with some of the daft buggers ive been out with over the years

[lamp+battery 98]

fekin leg it and dont get busted haha hide in a ditch with a hat over thr dog`s head to hide the glare ov the eyes and pray they dont come to close and the fekin dogs barks at them lol

[Guest WILF]

Have any of you been in bother, since the ban was enforced upon us for accidentally breaking the law ?

 

Tarmac, the only trouble you are likely to have with the police is if they catch you sucking off old fellas round the back of the railway station you mucky little rent boy!!

[Tarmac 1]

Good replies lads, not that any of us brake the law now, since the ban was enforced,

but its only going to get hotter every year with the law and do-gooders...

 

Have any of you been in bother, since the ban was enforced upon us for accidentally breaking the law ?

 

Tarmac, the only trouble you are likely to have with the police is if they catch you sucking off old fellas round the back of the railway station you mucky little rent boy!!

 

you gay arse bandit!!

I've heard through the grapevine you enjoy playing with other southern inbreds penis'...

oh... and your a Predator and not to be trusted with anyones young sons...

[MATTI 34]

Could ''CammoMan'' not give us some tip's on blending into the surrounding's when it get's on top???