J Darcy 5,871 Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Well Darcy never picked up on my mistake did he? I can see the difference now you mention it you may have a few more pimples but if it were Shay's harris on display there wouldn't be any of fellmessers head in view. Are you sure you don't have his fist up there? top class...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Anyway, enough about my expertly waxed example of an arse.............the wedding is going to be on a pussycat theme. We are getting little suits for Chuckles and Flippsy (the new cats) and they are going to stand at the alter along with the happy couple. Any ideas for the theme, please lets see them...........we want to give this EX dog lad a proper send off. Please remember, the groom is FAT, so notthing about sweet cakes etc. Anything that features "organic" museli would be good. Shay has sugested that him and his new bride ware little stick on cat ears and colour in there noses along with some sticky whiskers. Anything else people............lets hear it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gaz100604 Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 (edited) this has to be a piss take , shay is acting all gay. someone give the bloke a slap on the face and say "dont do it run mate" Edited September 2, 2008 by gaz100604 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 From what i heard the wedding has to take place shortl;y as the bride has developed a little bump.Yes!! shay is going to be a daddy. He has various fieldsports equipment going cheap, so pm him for a list. And if anyone has a nice pram they dont want, please save it for him...Oh..i hope it isnt twins.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Oh..i hope it isnt twins.... I hope it is! Then there'll at least be a use for that coupling you ordered with the pink collars ............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Lets just hope they look like there mother!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gaz100604 Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 my god it gets worse the poor bastid is packaing up the hunting and you guys are happy for him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hue jeers 6 Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 How about some of those nice little bells on the collars so they can chime themselves up the Isle :kiss: Got me all mumsy now talking about a wedding Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hue jeers 6 Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Don't you feckin well dare say the big day is off I love a good pikeys wedding Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 shay, can you not train Chuckles or Flippsy to carry a pink cushion down the isle with the rings on? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gaz100604 Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 p***y, lol cheeky fecker run run mate as fast as you can Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Me and the other bridesmaid was thinking of matching cat outfits..........a shame a lot of lads wont be able to come, but the new lady is carefully vetting all the invites and she has told him she dont want many dog lads "No point now chuckles, you wont be having dogs no more" I dont think she approves of us kind of folk........ I can see it ending in tears, but I will still be here for him to pull him out of the glass of Redbull and Champagne and mop the tears...........wont be the first time! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 The joint stag/hen night should be a good one.............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Hopefully the new nippers will be well endowed like the Dad...........in the nose department Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robsharpe 1 Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 the page boys have been busy in preparation :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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