Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Good on ya Shay.......... can i please put my name down now for bridesmaid....please... Sorry mate, jobs gone!!............ I don't think he meant he wanted to be one, I think he was after reserving one for his own personal use. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Good on ya Shay.......... can i please put my name down now for bridesmaid....please... Sorry mate, jobs gone!!............ I don't think he meant he wanted to be one, I think he was after reserving one for his own personal use. You and I both know what the oddball meant dont we A............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jessdale 416 Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Sounds like Shay would rather be with a woman than go out digging :wacko: PERVERT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gaz100604 Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Some may remember a member on here called Shay.........well, I have good news.Shay met his new partner on an internet dating site he joined, its not easy for lets say, heavier folk, to meet girls and he thought this may be the way forward. Anyway, it all came good and he has met the girl of his dreams.........a pal was visiting today and rung to say that he had found a load of wedding/bride magazines and that Shay had come clean and told him the big day was all arranged. The happy couple were going off to the rescue centre today to buy 2 cats as a sign of there love..........they called them by the pet names they have for each other (Chuckles and Flippsy......aahhh). I rung him, and he confirmed that its all true..........the new woman has told him that he has to give up dogs, and, gutted as he is, he is doing just that..........the power of love huh!! So, Shay.......gutted you have jacked the job in mate....but congratulation on your good news. I never thought that some one as fat and ugly as you would find a girl, but you have proved me wrong. All the best for the future........try and keep in touch with the lads mind, just to keep your hand in giving up the dogs for cats wtf id rather die a lonely old man. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cragman 2,770 Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Can anyone confirm what I've heard...Fellmesser is to be Shay's pageboy! :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Can anyone confirm what I've heard...Fellmesser is to be Shay's pageboy! :sick: Its true Cragers........we have got Felly a Little Lord Fontillroy pageboy suit (pansy blue with frill at the cuffs) and we are going to borrow that headgear from The Queens Head to glue on his bald nut!! It will be pink champers all round that day mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wink hound 0 Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 i hope fellman isnt wearing the same suit he wore for his recent x-factor audition, i didnt want to say anything becuase he was so happy with his outfit, but he looked a bit of an idiot!! i spotted this when i went passed shays the other day, i think he must of been having an earlier taster session for the catering..........i can only assume he was happy with it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 i spotted this when i went passed shays the other day, i think he must of been having an earlier taster session for the catering..........i can only assume he was happy with it Na, just the weekly shop being delivered Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robsharpe 1 Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 yes it will be a sad day all round if the messer has found love as they say there is a someone out there for everyone and plenty fish in the sea well the net has caught him now there be no more high jinx like this poor man sitting at the table and a bum jumps out and gets him thats love that is :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 He was asking about my new ring tone..........so I showed him...........chesnutty brown!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leveller Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 I can't see the antlers in that pic Rob, they must've been right up Shay's passage Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Well, theres plenty of room....lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Excuse me!!..........please dont confuse that fine example of an arse with that fat fecker Shays!! I am all offended now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nelson 0 Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Excuse me!!..........please dont confuse that fine example of an arse with that fat fecker Shays!! Ooooooooooooo a shaven haven Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leveller Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Well Darcy never picked up on my mistake did he? I can see the difference now you mention it you may have a few more pimples but if it were Shay's harris on display there wouldn't be any of fellmessers head in view. Are you sure you don't have his fist up there? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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