Guest WILF Posted August 31, 2008 Report Share Posted August 31, 2008 Some may remember a member on here called Shay.........well, I have good news. Shay met his new partner on an internet dating site he joined, its not easy for lets say, heavier folk, to meet girls and he thought this may be the way forward. Anyway, it all came good and he has met the girl of his dreams.........a pal was visiting today and rung to say that he had found a load of wedding/bride magazines and that Shay had come clean and told him the big day was all arranged. The happy couple were going off to the rescue centre today to buy 2 cats as a sign of there love..........they called them by the pet names they have for each other (Chuckles and Flippsy......aahhh). I rung him, and he confirmed that its all true..........the new woman has told him that he has to give up dogs, and, gutted as he is, he is doing just that..........the power of love huh!! So, Shay.......gutted you have jacked the job in mate....but congratulation on your good news. I never thought that some one as fat and ugly as you would find a girl, but you have proved me wrong. All the best for the future........try and keep in touch with the lads mind, just to keep your hand in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wink hound 0 Posted August 31, 2008 Report Share Posted August 31, 2008 everyone has to loose their ugly mate at some point...... im sure you will find another good luck shay Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted August 31, 2008 Report Share Posted August 31, 2008 everyone has to loose their ugly mate at some point...... im sure you will find another good luck shay Its a gutter he is getting out of the dogs, but for someone who looks like him, you only get a few chances. It dont really worry me, as all my mate are pig ugly, I am the only good looking fecker amongst them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted August 31, 2008 Report Share Posted August 31, 2008 I'd have thought all that success last Sunday would have kept him going with the dog game..... The power of the ribbon must not be as strong in some.....! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wink hound 0 Posted August 31, 2008 Report Share Posted August 31, 2008 it must of been all those magazines hes been reading that gave him such a well infomred decision on his dress............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted August 31, 2008 Report Share Posted August 31, 2008 Good on ya Shay.......... can i please put my name down now for bridesmaid....please... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted August 31, 2008 Report Share Posted August 31, 2008 Good on ya Shay.......... can i please put my name down now for bridesmaid....please... Sorry mate, jobs gone!!............we will give him a good send off into obscurity mind Should be a good do!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted August 31, 2008 Report Share Posted August 31, 2008 I hear he turned down a day with the dogs to sit on the sofa, snuggling in to watch a dvd and eating "organic" museli........the poor lads in free-fall....... where will it all end........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
buckshot 53 Posted August 31, 2008 Report Share Posted August 31, 2008 Good on ya Shay.......... can i please put my name down now for bridesmaid....please... your to ugly to wear a bridesmaid dress goodluck shay take it easy :kiss: :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Lets be positive, at least its a women "Heavier folk" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,005 Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 everyone has to loose their ugly mate at some point...... im sure you will find another good luck shay Its a gutter he is getting out of the dogs, but for someone who looks like him, you only get a few chances. It dont really worry me, as all my mate are pig ugly, I am the only good looking fecker amongst them. I beg to differ old bean........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Wel, lets hope our one last get together before he vanishes forever will be a good one........ I'l still be here for him to pick up the pieces...... You don't see romance like this so much these days........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leveller Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 I had my invite already. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Legonda Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Your a cruel lot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 The man (and I use the term with caution) is in love and all you lot can do is mock!!..........fat c**ts need love too you know! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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