Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Went out with this joke many years ago and boy fook could she fart, no matter where we went her ass exploded, and she never batted an eyelid. Needless to say she was gated asap, some of ye must have have strange jokes in your day that took the bickie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,621 Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Only ever heard one lass "fart" and it was RANK!! My good lady of 6 whole year has NEVER! let one off infront of me! Yuk Anyone ever seen Lee Evans on girls farting? Class lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Why is it ok for you men to fart like a bunch of wind bags then? When you guys fart it's the best joke ever, if a woman lets fly she's a stinky minger? What's up with that! And just to note: I'm a perfect ladylike lady who never farts, swears or does anything untowards - Snoop can vouch for me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tango 221 Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 :stinker: CANT HOLD WHAT YOU AINT GOT IN YOUR HAND :oops: :stinker: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gav 1,708 Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 I married one, and she can still keep up with the best of them. The only trouble is when I do them I am a smelly git and when she does them they are love puffs :sick: :stinker: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kreet 0 Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 mine is always at it :sick: luckily they dont realy smell lol and to be fair i cant complaine when she doesnt kick me out the bed after iv just gutted 20 rabbits rife doesnt come close hahahah Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leveller Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Is ditch shitter sat at your pc? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 28,125 Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Gav said: I married one, and she can still keep up with the best of them. The only trouble is when I do them I am a smelly git and when she does them they are love puffs :sick: :stinker: "Love-puffs"??????Sounds like an effeminate breakfast cereal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gaz100604 Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 id rather listen to her fart other than moan any day of the week. wind bag or winge bag lads? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sheepworrier 1 Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Well where to start, she who must be obeyed is constantly letting one go when out shopping, to which every chick in the shop blames me as " only a bloke could own that " as she walks away chuckeling to herself. alas i have to give her payback. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted August 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 lurchergrrl said: Why is it ok for you men to fart like a bunch of wind bags then? When you guys fart it's the best joke ever, if a woman lets fly she's a stinky minger? What's up with that! And just to note: I'm a perfect ladylike lady who never farts, swears or does anything untowards - Snoop can vouch for me Take your nails back in When a fella lets rip with a rasper he takes the blame for it, but not ye woman. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,274 Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 My missus has never knowingly let one rip in front of me, although ive heard the odd one whens she's a kip. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Irish Lurcher said: lurchergrrl said: Why is it ok for you men to fart like a bunch of wind bags then? When you guys fart it's the best joke ever, if a woman lets fly she's a stinky minger? What's up with that! And just to note: I'm a perfect ladylike lady who never farts, swears or does anything untowards - Snoop can vouch for me Take your nails back in When a fella lets rip with a rasper he takes the blame for it, but not ye woman. When a fella lets rip it's quite likely to blow the hair off one's head, blame or no blame you lot smell way worse. My current personal fav is the Sound Asleep Fart: the minute I shift away from the windy source, the covers lift and I'm in danger of being gassed in my own bed. And why should we take the blame for it if we can get away with dropping a bomb? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 SJM said: You go girl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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