recepies for antis

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ANTI BOILED IN THEIR OWN BILE ON A BED OF HYPOCRISY

ingredients

1 anti field sports campaigner (fresh and whole if you can find one but stale and minced is fine to)

some rank hypocrisy (i normaly get mine from l.a.c.s)

one large jug of political ignorance (widely available from most politicians at all levels of goverment)

some misleading bullshit thats been pedalled to the public (plenty of sources out there, country file, spring watch, s.n.h, rspb ect)

a few out of date statistics

1 large orange or onion

as much finely sliced bill oddie as you can find (hard to come by but it adds a real kick to both the hypocrisy and the bullshit and its packed with loads of stupidity!)

 

preperation and method

if your using minced anti go straight to boiling them in their own bile!

if using whole and fresh anti first making sure you have a large bowl and your orange/onion handy!, pin down and scrape off as much of the dayglow spandex covering and beard as possible also making sure you remove the bright green wellies! (be carefull at this stage as they have been known to bite!)

while you have been doing this your anti will have been spewing plenty of bile into your large bowl, you can ignore the abusive comments as you wont be needing these, dont spill any of the bile (usualy about raptor persecution or how nature should be left to its self) as it will rot your carpets and you will be needing it soon!

when you've collected enough bile to fill a large cauldron get your orange or onion and insert into your antis mouth to stem the flow of bile and place in the fridge to cool off!

 

method (boiling them in their own bile)

bring the bile to the boil and bung in your anti head first leaving the feet above the level of the bile!

boil your anti hard for a good hour or until they stop kicking making sure you have a good heavy lid on your cauldron! (even the most hardline anti cant stand to be confronted with their own bile for to long and they will try to escape if you let them!)

while your anti is on the boil pour the large jug of political ignorance into a saucepan and start to heat adding a little out of date statistics and misleading bullshit at a time until the whole lot is reduced to an incomprehensible mess to be used as a glaze! (or you can just buy the whole lot fresh from most newspapers)

arrange the rank hypocrisy on a large plate and sprinkle on a litte finely sliced bill oddie!

now all thats left is to check on your anti!

carefully lift the lid and poke the feet, if there is any twitching replace lid and boil for a further fifteen minutes, once yor sure your anti is cooked through simply strain off the excess bile and pat dry with kitchen paper,then place on the bed of rank hypocrisy pour over the bullshit and ignorance glaze and finnish with a little more finely sliced bill oddie!

and thats it!

anti boiled in their own bile served on a bed of rank hipocrisy, DONE!

 

 

please note this web site does not condone the slicing of bill oddie or any other well known tv presenters or journalists!

[devon flighter 421]

ANTI BOILED IN THEIR OWN BILE ON A BED OF HYPOCRISY

ingredients

1 anti field sports campaigner (fresh and whole if you can find one but stale and minced is fine to)

some rank hypocrisy (i normaly get mine from l.a.c.s)

one large jug of political ignorance (widely available from most politicians at all levels of goverment)

some misleading bullshit thats been pedalled to the public (plenty of sources out there, country file, spring watch, s.n.h, rspb ect)

a few out of date statistics

1 large orange or onion

as much finely sliced bill oddie as you can find (hard to come by but it adds a real kick to both the hypocrisy and the bullshit and its packed with loads of stupidity!)

 

preperation and method

if your using minced anti go straight to boiling them in their own bile!

if using whole and fresh anti first making sure you have a large bowl and your orange/onion handy!, pin down and scrape off as much of the dayglow spandex covering and beard as possible also making sure you remove the bright green wellies! (be carefull at this stage as they have been known to bite!)

while you have been doing this your anti will have been spewing plenty of bile into your large bowl, you can ignore the abusive comments as you wont be needing these, dont spill any of the bile (usualy about raptor persecution or how nature should be left to its self) as it will rot your carpets and you will be needing it soon!

when you've collected enough bile to fill a large cauldron get your orange or onion and insert into your antis mouth to stem the flow of bile and place in the fridge to cool off!

 

method (boiling them in their own bile)

bring the bile to the boil and bung in your anti head first leaving the feet above the level of the bile!

boil your anti hard for a good hour or until they stop kicking making sure you have a good heavy lid on your cauldron! (even the most hardline anti cant stand to be confronted with their own bile for to long and they will try to escape if you let them!)

while your anti is on the boil pour the large jug of political ignorance into a saucepan and start to heat adding a little out of date statistics and misleading bullshit at a time until the whole lot is reduced to an incomprehensible mess to be used as a glaze! (or you can just buy the whole lot fresh from most newspapers)

arrange the rank hypocrisy on a large plate and sprinkle on a litte finely sliced bill oddie!

now all thats left is to check on your anti!

carefully lift the lid and poke the feet, if there is any twitching replace lid and boil for a further fifteen minutes, once yor sure your anti is cooked through simply strain off the excess bile and pat dry with kitchen paper,then place on the bed of rank hypocrisy pour over the bullshit and ignorance glaze and finnish with a little more finely sliced bill oddie!

and thats it!

anti boiled in their own bile served on a bed of rank hipocrisy, DONE!

 

 

please note this web site does not condone the slicing of bill oddie or any other well known tv presenters or journalists!

EXCELLENT APEALS TO MY SENSE OF HUMOR !!! personaly not being such a qualified chef as you ! i would just stick a rusty rotisserey spit up their ar5e and bbq them over hot charcoal ! trouble is they squeal like a pig on the insertion of the spit and and the burning fat makes my eyes water ! COULDN'T ET A WHOLE ONE THOUGH THEY GIVE ME CRONINIC INDEGESTION !!!! :sick:

[yoggerman 5]

you can also get them as roadkill,,, although they do try to jump into hedges and ditches to aviod the 4x4..... although i find once they start thinking of 4x4's big engine's and nudge-bar's it realy get's the bile flowing freely................. lol well done a great post im sure many will laugh and reply as i have....... but youl proberly get one turd atleast complain about the boiling of human flesh or sum-other shite.................. once again well bloody done........... p.s are you jeremy clarkson.. the only tv presenter with a hatred for p.c silliness and poofs

Edited August 26, 2008 by yoggerman

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you can also get them as roadkill,,, although they do try to jump into hedges and ditches to aviod the 4x4..... although i find once they start thinking of 4x4's big engine's and nudge-bar's it realy get's the bile flowing freely................. lol well done a great post im sure many will laugh and reply as i have....... but youl proberly get one turd atleast complain about the boiling of human flesh or sum-other shite.................. once again well bloody done........... p.s are you jeremy clarkson.. the only tv presenter with a hatred for p.c silliness and poofs

glad i could make a few people smile! clarkson?? i bloody wish! lol! was thinking if any one else can come up with some more recepies maybe we could get a whole cookbook published?, the antis cook book, a recepie for disaster prehaps??

so long as we keep laughing they will never pull us down!

[mackem 27,842]

Wouldnt advise eating one,they give you food-poisoning

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probably because there always so bitter!

[yoggerman 5]

the only real problem with eating an anti is,,, however much you gut it and clean it.. it's still full of shit LOL..........