Things to do before i die

[Rolfe 2]

To sit as a valuer on the Antiques Roadshow and to tell some toffy-nosed twat that their painting is worth F***k all.

[undisputed 1,664]

To sit as a valuer on the Antiques Roadshow and to tell some toffy-nosed twat that their painting is worth F***k all.

 

haha I like it

[OldTrapCollector 377]

I'd like to shoot a stag and catch a wild salmon on the same day

 

OTC

[maty j 6]

1. Get hit with a Police Truncheon, the telescopic kind, around the face.
   

Loads of other random s**t, I assume the list will change as I get older.

 

Why? As fun as It sounds I think I would skip it Mind you we out one night and a bit of trouble started and they rolled up, batons waving everywere and one of my mates mates decides to just stop, get his cock out and piss This woman copper came over with her baton then, I could see what she was going to do and she gives him a slap with it. He's there running away from her mid piss and she's following him baton flying around. Funny as

[davyt63 1,845]

1. Get hit with a Police Truncheon, the telescopic kind, around the face.
   
2. F**k Some fit 40+ year old, that 'expires' when I turn 20 though.
   
3. Have a toe 2 toe with some REALLY hard c**t.
   
4. D**k slap my old head teacher.
   

 

Loads of other random s**t, I assume the list will change as I get older.

hi p.carter

ican help you with the first 3

[davyt63 1,845]

one i often think about is the nearest you could get to death with out dying what a thrill that would be. had a shot gun pulled on me before and once two guys tried to mug me but just not the same as jumping out of a plane and getting a close as you possible could without dying

[trader 0]

find a woman with 1-little hands and 2- no tonsils

[Guest JohnGalway]

Find the owner of the bum in my avatar

[The one 8,511]

Ive had a list of things that i wanted to do for ages now. Over the years ive steadily knocked them off. There have been some good ones like firing a 44magnum, and getting a ak47 pointed at me in anger (that wasnt something that i wanted to happen, but when it did it was the scariest thing ever so i put it on my list anyway). Ive got others like getting letters after my name and ive been writing a book now about squirrel hawking which ive just published ( its only a thin paperback as im in the process of writing a large hardback about squirreling and want that to be the main one), ive also paid the house off so ive only got 2 things left now!

The first is i want to swim across the local resorvoir, that should be good.

The second is i want to go to one of these fancy beauticians and and get an enema by a gorgeous young lass, then when she is halfway through i want to say "do you mind if I masturbate while you do that?" That should also be a laugh

 

Good luck mate i reckon your second one will get you arrested

[kurgan 5]

Shag the bird in my avatar

[mackem 27,519]

Marathon des sables.

[P.Carter 0]

1. Get hit with a Police Truncheon, the telescopic kind, around the face.
   
2. F**k Some fit 40+ year old, that 'expires' when I turn 20 though.
   
3. Have a toe 2 toe with some REALLY hard c**t.
   
4. D**k slap my old head teacher.
   

 

Loads of other random s**t, I assume the list will change as I get older.

hi p.carter

ican help you with the first 3

 

Lol, I had been drinking when I wrote that, I remember it taking me about an hour to type 'cos I couldn't see all the keys properly...

However, I'm still true to my word, oh and the fit 40+ year old has to be female.