trappa 518 Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 Ive had a list of things that i wanted to do for ages now. Over the years ive steadily knocked them off. There have been some good ones like firing a 44magnum, and getting a ak47 pointed at me in anger (that wasnt something that i wanted to happen, but when it did it was the scariest thing ever so i put it on my list anyway). Ive got others like getting letters after my name and ive been writing a book now about squirrel hawking which ive just published ( its only a thin paperback as im in the process of writing a large hardback about squirreling and want that to be the main one), ive also paid the house off so ive only got 2 things left now! The first is i want to swim across the local resorvoir, that should be good. The second is i want to go to one of these fancy beauticians and and get an enema by a gorgeous young lass, then when she is halfway through i want to say "do you mind if I masturbate while you do that?" That should also be a laugh Anyone else got things that need to be done? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,516 Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 Realistic ambitions?Take my kids to Flame-beach,patagonia,to watch the Orca take sea-lions,or churchill manitoba to see the polar bears in the tundra,or Take them camping somewhere wild,discover who they really are away from the TV and the PC,see what makes them tick,male-bonding excercise sort of thing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
top terrierman 90 Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 own an old skool harley chopper always wanted one.have a theresome with two of the finest women around .travel the world would be nice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shotup 9 Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 id like to see people start picking litter up and have a clean country instead of trashing the place Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hollands hope 1,024 Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 fishing for chinook salmon in the south of chili/argentina, realistic? who knows! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
maty j 6 Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 fishing for chinook salmon in the south of chili/argentina, realistic? who knows! I saw John Wilson doing that the other day. I can't remember If it was the Chinook or the Steelhead but one of them gave him a right good fight!! They were netting some aswell for tagging. I just flicked over to it and caught them explaing what it was all about, the weighing, measureing etc. Looked quite good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sounder 9 Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 i have lots to do but shoot geese,is one and squirels is the other,the rest is will have to wait cheers sounder Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 Thats a bit dodgy Trappa having something jammed up your butt by a beautiful woman....wonder what Freud would make of that Good luck with your book. My ambition is to write a book about the local estate that runs through our scheme....its got a facinating history and one day I will get round to it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 I'd love to read a serious thread, on here, that doesn't deteriorate into a drunken slanging match... I live in hope but fear my dream will go unfulfilled. For the idiot that keeps PMing me. I'm being sarcastic, you fuckwit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,516 Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 Realistic ambitions?Take my kids to Flame-beach,patagonia,to watch the Orca take sea-lions,or churchill manitoba to see the polar bears in the tundra,or Take them camping somewhere wild,discover who they really are away from the TV and the PC,see what makes them tick,male-bonding excercise sort of thing I have a few unrealistic ones that might get me into trouble,but who knows Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest traceyg Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 well i want another 3 days on th piss with lass :icon_eek: :icon_eek: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JohnGalway Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 I'd love to read a serious thread, on here, that doesn't deteriorate into a drunken slanging match... I live in hope but fear my dream will go unfulfilled. For the idiot that keeps PMing me. I'm being sarcastic, you fuckwit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 Anyone else got things that need to be done? 1. punch a dolphin 2. girls aloud, one after the other(except the ginger one) 3. be the first person to walk to the north pole in y-fronts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 Anyone else got things that need to be done? 1. punch a dolphin 2. girls aloud, one after the other(except the ginger one) 3. be the first person to walk to the north pole in y-fronts LMAO and good luck with those. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
P.Carter 0 Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 (edited) Get hit with a Police Truncheon, the telescopic kind, around the face. F**k Some fit 40+ year old, that 'expires' when I turn 20 though. Have a toe 2 toe with some REALLY hard c**t. D**k slap my old head teacher. Loads of other random s**t, I assume the list will change as I get older. Edited August 23, 2008 by P.Carter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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