Rutland water bird fair pics

[mackem 28,946]

I like Simon King.

And he likes you :kiss:

Didnt he do a program with his dad on Dartmoor?Man and boy?

[Simoman 110]

I like Simon King.

And he likes you :kiss:

Didnt he do a program with his dad on Dartmoor?Man and boy?

 

 

Don't know it mackem, its the name Simon, very regal and classy

[mackem 28,946]

Its actually a bastardisation of simon'e,the old roman emperors used to have simone's to tend their discrete homosexual harems stocked with young muscular though effeminate playthings they collected on their camapigns.The typical simon'e had less than 50% of a normal males testosterone coursing through his veins,and a much reduced member size as a result,in fact some were actually penile-inverts and were highly favoured in the "velvet" rooms of the senate :kiss:

Mackems conversely were Lobotomised knuckle-draggers

[Guest traceyg]

Its actually a bastardisation of simon'e,the old roman emperors used to have simone's to tend their discrete homosexual harems stocked with young muscular though effeminate playthings they collected on their camapigns.The typical simon'e had less than 50% of a normal males testosterone coursing through his veins,and a much reduced member size as a result,in fact some were actually penile-inverts and were highly favoured in the "velvet" rooms of the senate :kiss:

Mackems conversely were Lobotomised knuckle-draggers

What the hell are you on :whistling:

[mackem 28,946]

In-joke

[Guest ferretlad]

the ginger pig was a strange looking fella , was it a scottish pig?

 

Nah mate thats no Scottish pig... It was one of them missfit's that you inevitably find in Cambrideshire...good-god... did you not recognize that

[Simoman 110]

Its actually a bastardisation of simon'e,the old roman emperors used to have simone's to tend their discrete homosexual harems stocked with young muscular though effeminate playthings they collected on their camapigns.The typical simon'e had less than 50% of a normal males testosterone coursing through his veins,and a much reduced member size as a result,in fact some were actually penile-inverts and were highly favoured in the "velvet" rooms of the senate :kiss:

Mackems conversely were Lobotomised knuckle-draggers

 

 

Hail Ceasar

[mackem 28,946]

Et tu Brute?Sorry Simo,wasnt even me who wrote that,my fingers tapped it out,alien-hand syndrome