The cucumber fish.........

[maty j 6]

50 quid, I'll take a crate full Mind you by the time I get out with my new rod again it will be christmas! I wonder If they actually sell anything on there. Evrything seems, well - a touch expensive

[mackem 26,715]

They are selling Milk-fish (bangus) from the Philippines,£7.30 a Lb,its trash-fish,poor-mans fish,its 45 pence a pound at the moment and they are trying to make it sound "Exotic" a fool and his ££££ are easily parted,someone will buy it I guess.

[mackem 26,715]

Its not that Adam,its just sometimes you get a craving,you HAVE to fish a water,lampers are the same,they see an estate and they HAVE to do it,can YOU resist temptation

[Malt 379]

 

you guys are crazy. its very hard to shake the habit of poaching there is something magical about going into the realm of the elite and taking the privelage you could never afford or be considered good enough to be part of. its almost the same feeling as knocking one into a rich girl whos mummy and daddy just would not approve.

POACHERS? Good god man, they're not poachers, they're in the business of 'relocating' excess fish to other areas. If it wasn't for all the their hard work, the rivers, ponds & streams of this great country would be in a hell of a mess.

[maty j 6]

Crazy prices But it takes all sorts

[mackem 26,715]

Just had brown-trout chillie fish-cakes,beautiful,far superior to rainbows,theres a distinct flavour in a river fish,sweeter,just something about it,oh well,better get ready,off chasing rainbows

[maty j 6]

I still haven't had any of them small brownies I was going to try. I'll have to get a good recipe for them and go fishing.

Your slacking today aren't you? The post about the nights escapade is usually up at this time??

[Guest smashygadge]

great fishing experdition guys ,reminds me of when i was younger and think youve given me the urge again .sounded great fun and tastes good too on your plate,dont no about the cucumber mind lol well done

[J Darcy 5,871]

May i hazard a gues that you were perhaps using "Sawyers killer bug" pattern, but maybe a few ever-so-slightly subtle differences.

Oh yes, sounds like a spiffing time. Did you have a break in the fishermans hut for lunch of quails eggs and the fairly-standard salmon and cucumber sandwhiches? And i hope you all wore tweeds to walk the hallowedbanks.

 

Weather does look a tad overcast mind, i hope you managed a slight discount for this.

 

 

 

p.s, oh and joe, they dont taste of cucumber.lol

[mackem 26,715]

Joe,I am beginning to think your "Cucumber" comment was a p**s-take at my expense Having a giggle at my innocence of the subject?If its a £300 discount and I left a quid am I in credit at that particular venue,a return invite perhaps?BEAT 1 next time

I am eating Tiger-prawn,Trout and Calamari Paella,eaten too much

[Guest smashygadge]

Tweed NO more like realtree and balaclavas. Salmon and cucumber afraid we didnt have those either but i did have a chicken pasty and can of redbull

Cucumber who would even eat a grayling

 

We did manage a slight discount due to the poor weather conditions. It was somewhere around the £300 mark

 

 

very nice is grayling joe i used to eat quite my fare share its as good as trout

and a little more taste give it a try bud

[mackem 26,715]

Ok Smashy,you twisted our arms,I suppose we HAVE to go back then,this is proving expensive unless you would care to donate £295 for a return trip?You dont want us to be ignorant to the gourmet delights of grayling do you?

[mackem 26,715]

"What we normally hear?"Ahhhh.....BEE-BAW,BEE-BAW,BEE-BAW,the local national anthem?Mackem,that siren sounds as if its getting closer "Lets just walk over near the weighing-hut"........."Do you think he saw us?"......."Nah mate,not a chance"........."F**K Why is he parked there then "

[mackem 26,715]

I prefer the up-market venues Better class of clientel(us) And we certainly aint going to find someone parked-up and administering self-abuse unless its the riparian-owner in which case we take pics and blackmail the wa**er

[Guest smashygadge]

gotto say your storys amazing really you should right a book or get on tv lol would make for good entertainment.oh and your never paying 260 a go are you.the camo gear must be for show then ah lol.no get some that grayling on your plate you will be impressed.its like good chicken seem more slimey beggers mind but get em cooked melt in the mouth stuff even them eals like good chicken mmmmm