Guest hpool_hunter Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 (edited) Dear WILF , im writing to you because i face a dilemma , im a guy in my early 20's , i lead a fairly normal life , apart from this one thing , every night at around the same time , i find myself wandering the streets , NAKED! , shouting at the top of my voice - * YAMMA YAMMA YAMMMMMMA* , repeating myself over and over , i only realised myself when i saw myself appearing on worlds weirdest people help me please WILF - what can i do? what do you suggest? Edited August 18, 2008 by hpool_hunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SJM Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Install one of those doggy "freedom fences" across the front and back door of your house like trip wires, that way every time the urge takes you and you go to step out into the street, you'll get a zap right across the meat and 2 veg. If that dont put you off I dont know what will. Yours truly Vanessa Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,534 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 (edited) You could always have your testis surgically removed,it stopped my sisters tom-cat from his nocturnal perambulations Edited August 18, 2008 by mackem Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Dear WILF , im writing to you because i face a dilemma , im a guy in my early 20's , i lead a fairly normal life , apart from this one thing , every night at around the same time , i find myself wandering the streets , NAKED! , shouting at the top of my voice - * YAMMA YAMMA YAMMMMMMA* , repeating myself over and over , i only realised myself when i saw myself appearing on worlds weirdest people help me please WILF - what can i do? what do you suggest? Suicide............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tuzo 251 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Dear WILF , im writing to you because i face a dilemma , im a guy in my early 20's , i lead a fairly normal life , apart from this one thing , every night at around the same time , i find myself wandering the streets , NAKED! , shouting at the top of my voice - * YAMMA YAMMA YAMMMMMMA* , repeating myself over and over , i only realised myself when i saw myself appearing on worlds weirdest people help me please WILF - what can i do? what do you suggest? Suicide............. Its all the industrial chemicals belching out on that side of the river Quote Link to post Share on other sites
desertdog 149 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 say three hail marys and four our fathers,and stop drinking the holy water. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jedandlevo 8 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 lmao your mad you like dale Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,534 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 A swinging scrotum in the cool evening breeze Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,534 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Testicular-support?Not my field thankfully,I am more of a hole-filler,however just scan some back threads,there are individuals registered on the site who methinks would be more than happy to feverishly cup a soft,warm pair of eggs in the sweaty leathered palms of their hands Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Dear HH, Dont worry, that all sounds like perfectly normal behaviour to me........just keep telling yourself that you are fine and its the rest of the world thats nuts..........works for me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Dear HH,Dont worry, that all sounds like perfectly normal behaviour to me........just keep telling yourself that you are fine and its the rest of the world thats nuts..........works for me I was wrong, you are cut out for this line of work Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hpool_hunter Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 (edited) Dear HH,Dont worry, that all sounds like perfectly normal behaviour to me........just keep telling yourself that you are fine and its the rest of the world thats nuts..........works for me why thank you WILF , your right its NOT me ... .... .... ... ITS YOU LOT Edited August 18, 2008 by hpool_hunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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