film quotes

[slickdicko 0]

whats this line of / your a ruthless little c..t liam but i have no time for grasses feed him to the pigs erroll

lock stock

[ferreterni 29]

it's like a bunch of retards trying to f**k a doorknob

 

and

 

son, you're about as useful as a co*k flavoured lollipop.

 

dodgeball?

 

 

aye. I got better runs in my shorts

[chicken george 38]

not in my top ten films but definately one of my favourite quotes

 

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

austin powers yeah baby

[mackem 28,976]

Number 5 is sin city.

[ade33uk 86]

Number 5 is sin city.

 

spot on mackem that was the tough one , but no ones got 6,7 and 8 yet

[mackem 28,976]

One flew over the cuckoo's nest........................Raging bull........................spartacus.

[ade33uk 86]

One flew over the cuckoo's nest........................Raging bull........................spartacus.

mackem youre a genius

[mackem 28,976]

One flew over the cuckoo's nest........................Raging bull........................spartacus.

mackem youre a genius

I wish,I got near-imbecilic rating from mensa