swanseajack 228 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. Easy one, but one of my favourites Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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hollands hope 1,024 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 : A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. The disproportionate, I meant. Herv Villechaize offed on Fantasy Island. I think somebody offed on Time Bandits. I suppose they must get really sad about like being really little and that people looking at them, laughing at them, calling them names. You know, short arse. There's another famous midget. I miss him but I can't remember. It's not the R2D2 man; no, he's still going. I hope your midget doesn't kill himself. Your dream sequence will be f****d.: He doesn't like being called a midget. He prefers dwarf. : This is exactly my point! People going around calling you a midget when you want to be called a dwarf. Of course you're going to blow your head off. THE PLANE , THE PLANE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jolong 1 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 "fill your hands you son of a bitch".. john wayne.. but what film???? True Grit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,029 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. Easy one, but one of my favourites Catch me if you can,good movie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jolong 1 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 "Its tip top... I just don't like the colour?????????" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JED CLAMPETT 4 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. Easy one, but one of my favourites Christopher Walken PulpFiction Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jolong 1 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 "ill leave him where i f***ing find him " what a film Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,029 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 S**t!Its not catch me if you can,but I can actually visualise Christopher Walken saying those lines Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JED CLAMPETT 4 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Every day above ground is a good day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 "Dear fascist bully-boy, give me some more money you bas&ard, may the fruit of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swanseajack 228 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fcking head. Just like this fcker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fcking time! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 "Go get 'em Billy bob" Sherrif j.w pepper again Matt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,029 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 "Dear fascist bully-boy, give me some more money you bas&ard, may the fruit of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman" Neil. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fcking head. Just like this fcker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fcking time! Kill Bill Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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