mattydski 560 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11? Without operations like mine it would be impossible for certain countries to conduct a respectable war. I was able to navigate around those inconvenient little arms embargos. After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. I had a flair for languages. But I soon discovered that what talks best is dollars, dinars, drachmas, rubles, rupees and pounds f***ing sterling. Not an easy one peeps Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hollands hope 1,024 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 (edited) There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11? Without operations like mine it would be impossible for certain countries to conduct a respectable war. I was able to navigate around those inconvenient little arms embargos. After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. I had a flair for languages. But I soon discovered that what talks best is dollars, dinars, drachmas, rubles, rupees and pounds f***ing sterling. Not an easy one peeps Lord of War Edited August 17, 2008 by hollands hope Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,645 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Very easy Matt,I saw that at the movies 4 or 5 times,enjoyable film Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigbulls 26 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 "Its a Bullshit Question!" cousin Vinney ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 We certainly hope you all enjoy the show. And remember, people, that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there're still some things that makes us all the same. You. Me. Them. Everybody. Everybody. You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,274 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Viddy well little brother. Viddy well. Hi, hi, hi, Mr. Deltoid! Real film anoraks will get this one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,645 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Clockwork orange. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ade33uk 86 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 not in my top ten films but definately one of my favourite quotes The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 not in my top ten films but definately one of my favourite quotes The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 "Its a Bullshit Question!" cousin Vinney ? top class!!!!! that film is one of the best.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ade33uk 86 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 ok my top ten films in no particular order some obvious some not 1. What do you mean I'm funny? 2.I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. 3. There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit. 4. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die. 5.I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad. 6.Hit me, Chief, I got the moves 7. he's a nice kid, pretty kid, don't know whether to f*ck him or fight him. 8.Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral? 9. The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. 10.and your great-great-great-great grandmother f*cked a nigger, and she had a half-nigger kid now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 ok my top ten films in no particular order some obvious some not 1. What do you mean I'm funny? 2.I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. 3. There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit. 4. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die. 5.I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad. 6.Hit me, Chief, I got the moves 7. he's a nice kid, pretty kid, don't know whether to f*ck him or fight him. 8.Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral? 9. The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. 10.and your great-great-great-great grandmother f*cked a nigger, and she had a half-nigger kid now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant. Good fellows godfather pulp fiction true romance dunno the rest Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 "Your a big man George, but your out of shape and I do this for a living"................. And "Dieing aint much of a living boy"............ Get carter outlaw josey wales Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 number 3 is shawshank....absolute top class. scene Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tullfan 0 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Here's one from another one of my favourite films: Good morning mam, and innit a lovely morning? Up yours, nigger! Good one Malty, from the same film,,, MORE BEANS,,,,,I THINK YOU BOYS HAVE HAD ENOUGH :clapper: Where's my rubber duck? Quack quack, quack quack! Hilarious film, I've lost count of the amount of times I've seen it. when outlaws ruled the west and fear filled the land Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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