Malt 379 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 one of my favourite film quotes is "holy sh*t,you're from texas??only steers and queers come outta texas and you don't look much like a cow to me. kinda narrows it down a bit,doesn't it?!" anyone know it?shouldn't be too hard,it's a well known one! Full metal jacket? How tall are you Private? 5'8 sir. Jesus H Christ boy! I didn't know they stacked shit that high! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the f*****g low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any f*****g difference. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the f*****g low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any f*****g difference. Trainspotting! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the f*****g low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any f*****g difference. easy one.. trainspotting Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!" Anyone Casino Royale! Anybody got mine yet? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
T78 4 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 one of my favourite film quotes is "holy sh*t,you're from texas??only steers and queers come outta texas and you don't look much like a cow to me. kinda narrows it down a bit,doesn't it?!" anyone know it?shouldn't be too hard,it's a well known one! Full metal jacket? How tall are you Private? 5'8 sir. Jesus H Christ boy! I didn't know they stacked shit that high! i think you're trying to squeeze an inch in on me. looks like the best part of you ran down your mamma's ass and left a brown stain on the mattress.i'll be keeping an eye on you!! lol. classic film. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 (edited) Get your cotton picken snores outta my pants you know.. said in an american accent found the clip ugly.mp3 Edited August 17, 2008 by mattydski Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 'OUT!' 'What do you mean, out?' 'It means not f**king in, OUT!' What the f**k does that mean Greyo?What does what mean? That, "ambition is f**king critical." It says "ambition is critical." There's no "f**king" in it. It's a play on words, Dylan Thomas, Who? The poet, Dylan Thomas. He said "Swansea, is the graveyard of ambition", and he was right Did he write that? No, council wrote that, or they probably employed another poet to do a little ditty and he, or she, came up with that. "Ambition, is, critical" Three words? They got a poet do do three f**king words? You can have as many words as you like in a poem, it doesn't matter. Is it supposed to be funny? No, it's supposed to be clever! Dylan Thomas also called Swansea, "an ugly, lovely town". I'd call it... a Pretty Shitty City. Dylan Thomas didn't do as much f*****g cocaine as you, did he? At least mine f**king rhymes, "Pretty, Shitty, City," Three f**king words, I like it! A few quotes from my favourite film of all time! Twin town I think Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 'Pull up your socks & grab your cocks!' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 'OUT!' 'What do you mean, out?' 'It means not f**king in, OUT!' What the f**k does that mean Greyo?What does what mean? That, "ambition is f**king critical." It says "ambition is critical." There's no "f**king" in it. It's a play on words, Dylan Thomas, Who? The poet, Dylan Thomas. He said "Swansea, is the graveyard of ambition", and he was right Did he write that? No, council wrote that, or they probably employed another poet to do a little ditty and he, or she, came up with that. "Ambition, is, critical" Three words? They got a poet do do three f**king words? You can have as many words as you like in a poem, it doesn't matter. Is it supposed to be funny? No, it's supposed to be clever! Dylan Thomas also called Swansea, "an ugly, lovely town". I'd call it... a Pretty Shitty City. Dylan Thomas didn't do as much f*****g cocaine as you, did he? At least mine f**king rhymes, "Pretty, Shitty, City," Three f**king words, I like it! A few quotes from my favourite film of all time! Twin town I think Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SportingShooter 0 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 "Play it Again Sam" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,274 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 'Pull up your socks & grab your cocks!' Drop your cocks and grab your socks How bout this classic,,,,, CHARLIE DONT SURF Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 If Speedlamper suggests Free Willy 4 for any of them, I'm going to hunt him down... Stop it man, you're killing me!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 'Pull up your socks & grab your cocks!' Drop your cocks and grab your socks How bout this classic,,,,, CHARLIE DONT SURF apocolypse now? Matt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 'Pull up your socks & grab your cocks!' Drop your cocks and grab your socks Oh yeah! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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