Guest hpool_hunter Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 well its 8.20pm , me and my partner , just ordered a chinese , getting my daughter sorted for bed , expected to have a quite night in , as i didnt get in untill 4am this morning after a nights bunnie bashing with the lurcher , * nock nock* goes the door , my mothers turned up with a bottle of vodka , and now im seeking solitary in my daughters bedroom on the laptop , and left my partner to deal with her , so come on people , post some decent posts so im not forced to go downstairs with bordom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,385 Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Tell your mum thank you very much,good timing,we just ordered you a take-away,any chance of baby sitting?Take your woman out,movie,meal,whatever,thanks mum Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hpool_hunter Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Tell your mum thank you very much,good timing,we just ordered you a take-away,any chance of baby sitting?Take your woman out,movie,meal,whatever,thanks mum i wish i thought of that , Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,385 Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Tell your mum thank you very much,good timing,we just ordered you a take-away,any chance of baby sitting?Take your woman out,movie,meal,whatever,thanks mum i wish i thought of that , Always think on your feet mate,it would have been my instinctual answer as soon as I opened the door,saw who was knocking,felt my heart drop,and quickly formulated an escape plan/get out clause Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Tell your mum thank you very much,good timing,we just ordered you a take-away,any chance of baby sitting?Take your woman out,movie,meal,whatever,thanks mum Upstairs for thinking mate! Like it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abbott 0 Posted August 16, 2008 Report Share Posted August 16, 2008 (edited) haha unlucky mate Edited August 16, 2008 by abbott Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cumbye 36 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 haha unlucky mate women knockin doors with bottles of vodka??? give her my address Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 get the mother in law on her own and ask her if she fancys a mother/daughter threesome, one of you will be out the door in less than a minute Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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