damashaman 1 Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 farmer who had erection problems, but everytime he got down "far lane" that was bumpy in his tractor, he got "wood" so his wife said, "well dear, when you get down far lane and it gets hard, head home, beep the horn over brook bridge and I will get ready" So one day, 2 weeks later she saw her husband coming over brooke bridge and he had it on two wheels over the bend, beeping the horn and flashing the headlights, so she gets sorted, clothes off lingerie on etc etc she hears the tractor pull up, door open, slam heavy footsteps up the stairs, door flings open he says "get your clothes on you silly cow, the barn is on fire"!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trapper25 0 Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 nice one, but your right probably better after a few beers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stubby 175 Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 brilliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Like it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,456 Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 no too bad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Quality...and I bet there was a brand new combine in the barn as well as two new tractors!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smarty 0 Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 wee good excuse to have a beer n find out !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kash 1 Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 PADDY'S WIFE AS JUST HAD A TATTOO, OF A SEASHELL DONE ON THE INSIDE IF HER THIGH, PADDY SAY'S IT'S F******G BRILL WHEN YOU PUT YOUR EAR TO IT YOU CAN'T HEAR THE SEA BUT YOU CAN F*****G SMELL IT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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