undisputed 1,664 Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 PT 1) How to shower like a woman. Take of clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown..if you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed area's. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror, make mental note to do more sit ups etc. Get in shower. Use face cloth,arm cloth,leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofahand pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10mins until red. Wash rest of body with gingernut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner of hair Shave armpits & Legs Turn of shower Squeegee of all wet surfaces in shower Spray mould spots with tilex Get out of shower Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrapp hair in superabsorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head If you see your husband along the way, cover any exposed areas. Pt 2 HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN Take of clothes while sitting on edge of bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake willie at her while making the woo-hoo sound Look at your manly physique in the mirror, admire the size of your willie and scratch your arse Get in shower Wash your face Wash your Armpits Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse the snot of Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower Spend the majority of time washing privates and surrounding areas Wash your arse, leaving those course arse hairs stuck to the soap Wash your hair, make a shampoo mohawk Pee Rinse of and get out of shower. Partially dry of Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the wholetime Admire willy size in mirror again Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass the wife, pull towel of, shake willie at her and make the woo-hoo sound again Throw wet towel on her pillow. So there you have it. If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something deffinately wrong with you. Have Great Day...Oh!, and ....WOO-HOO! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 love it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ade33uk 86 Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 spot on im afraid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown..if you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed area's. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror, make mental note to do more sit ups etc. If you see your husband along the way, cover any exposed areas. All true except the above. Never pass up an opportunity Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 PT 1) How to shower like a woman. Take of clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown..if you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed area's. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror, make mental note to do more sit ups etc. Get in shower. Use face cloth,arm cloth,leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofahand pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10mins until red. Wash rest of body with gingernut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner of hair Shave armpits & Legs Turn of shower Squeegee of all wet surfaces in shower Spray mould spots with tilex Get out of shower Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrapp hair in superabsorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head If you see your husband along the way, cover any exposed areas. Pt 2 HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN Take of clothes while sitting on edge of bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake willie at her while making the woo-hoo sound Look at your manly physique in the mirror, admire the size of your willie and scratch your arse Get in shower Wash your face Wash your Armpits Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse the snot of Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower Spend the majority of time washing privates and surrounding areas Wash your arse, leaving those course arse hairs stuck to the soap Wash your hair, make a shampoo mohawk Pee Rinse of and get out of shower. Partially dry of Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the wholetime Admire willy size in mirror again Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass the wife, pull towel of, shake willie at her and make the woo-hoo sound again Throw wet towel on her pillow. So there you have it. If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something deffinately wrong with you. Have Great Day...Oh!, and ....WOO-HOO! you forgot men washing there cock!!! its ours and we'll wash it as fast as we want Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lost scouse 46 Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 im cryinng with laughter how true is that my wife agrees Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,479 Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Too true Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Fantastic!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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skycat 6,173 Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 I'm still chortling: laughed out very loud at that: especially the woo-hoo bit> Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wag 13 Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 it has made my day reading this . classic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Name Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Pure class All facts but still SO funny! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wyliecoyote 0 Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Brilliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jedandlevo 8 Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 :thumbs: :rofl: :good: :clapper: hahahahaha that was mint made my day that did cheers mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Top stuff. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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