BlueCoyote 0 Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 thats my worry, that my husband will make a joke at someone and they wont get it, and they'll get pissy about it. so far that hasnt happened! but i still worry..... in his line of work (chemical salesman/dish machine repairman) he has to talk to all sorts of people. he's been doing this job for twenty years so i suppose i need to give him credit for knowing what he's doing lol HA! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sauer 2 Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 i turned round the other night and my missus was bent over the freezer ........ well you do know what like it is sometimes... you just see them bent over like that and something just clicks in yer head and no matter what shes going to get it???? well i just grabbed her form behind and was like a man possessed!!!!!!!! it was amazing....she was just dumbstruck from sheer animalism...!!!! im banned from Tesco now tho!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 LMAO Sauer!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halfinch 51 Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 Would of loved to see the look on the sour cow's face I parked my van in a Child and Parent parking bay one day, and sure as eggs is eggs, this woman comes over and says "Er, excuse me, that bay is for parent and child parking" Quick as a flash i said to her, " I know, I'm both." Then walked away, her face was a picture, mouth open but lost for words. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lampinlarry 0 Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 I was out in town a few weeks ago with the wife and an attractive young lady asked me if I had the time, I answered "well hell yeah but what will we do with the wife", the wife is only just speaking to me again after that one. I will never learn, I am my own worst enemy, even the wife says she takes me every where twice, the second time just to apologize pure funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arabian Moon 0 Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 Nice one LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.