Gav 1,708 Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 I was in town this morning and was in a shop, the lady went round the back to find me something on her return she said "sorry about your wait", well I can never resist a line like that so replied "hey your not so slim yourself" well bugger me she was not a happy bunny and asked me to leave the shop. Some people have no sense of humour huh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
maty j 6 Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 :laugh: Can't stand people with no sense of humour..... or then again perhaps you just caught her on the wrong day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 I was in town this morning and was in a shop, the lady went round the back to find me something on her return she said "sorry about your wait", well I can never resist a line like that so replied "hey your not so slim yourself" well bugger me she was not a happy bunny and asked me to leave the shop. Some people have no sense of humour huh. Made me laugh, anyway! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gav 1,708 Posted August 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 :laugh: Can't stand people with no sense of humour..... or then again perhaps you just caught her on the wrong day. Maybe it was because she was fat, but I thought ahh what the hell Its an old line but I couldn't resist Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest traceyg Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Cheeky bugger loved to have seen her face Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gav 1,708 Posted August 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 I was out in town a few weeks ago with the wife and an attractive young lady asked me if I had the time, I answered "well hell yeah but what will we do with the wife", the wife is only just speaking to me again after that one. I will never learn, I am my own worst enemy, even the wife says she takes me every where twice, the second time just to apologize Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 I was out in town a few weeks ago with the wife and an attractive young lady asked me if I had the time, I answered "well hell yeah but what will we do with the wife", the wife is only just speaking to me again after that one. I will never learn, I am my own worst enemy, even the wife says she takes me every where twice, the second time just to apologize You're a funny one That would have cracked me right up ... unless you meant it, that is! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SJM Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 nice one Gav Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebolt 4 Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 1st class Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 I was out in town a few weeks ago with the wife and an attractive young lady asked me if I had the time, I answered "well hell yeah but what will we do with the wife", the wife is only just speaking to me again after that one. I will never learn, I am my own worst enemy, even the wife says she takes me every where twice, the second time just to apologize lmao!! i have to do that with my husband and people wonder why i dont get out of the house more often!! he needs the muzzle worse than the bulldogs! and anyway i thought the comment was funny, i'll have to remember that and pass it on to my husband so he can embarrass me some more - hopefully he'll use it the next time we're visiting his parents. i wouldnt mind being banned from their house! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 I was in town this morning and was in a shop, the lady went round the back to find me something on her return she said "sorry about your wait", well I can never resist a line like that so replied "hey your not so slim yourself" well bugger me she was not a happy bunny and asked me to leave the shop. Some people have no sense of humour huh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,533 Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 I was out in town a few weeks ago with the wife and an attractive young lady asked me if I had the time, I answered "well hell yeah but what will we do with the wife", the wife is only just speaking to me again after that one. I will never learn, I am my own worst enemy, even the wife says she takes me every where twice, the second time just to apologize I was in town this morning and was in a shop, the lady went round the back to find me something on her return she said "sorry about your wait", well I can never resist a line like that so replied "hey your not so slim yourself" well bugger me she was not a happy bunny and asked me to leave the shop. Some people have no sense of humour huh. You just cant take some folk anywhere Quote Link to post Share on other sites
droid 11 Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 I was out in town a few weeks ago with the wife and an attractive young lady asked me if I had the time, I answered "well hell yeah but what will we do with the wife", the wife is only just speaking to me again after that one. f*****g Nora that's a classic..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gav 1,708 Posted August 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 After telling the wife of my little exploit, she thinks the woman probably just didn't get the joke and thought I was being rude, she also thinks I should go and apologize! I am in two minds about this, one me being a stubborn old fool and second why the bloody hell should I, she gave me the opening line!! What do you all think I should do? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 After telling the wife of my little exploit, she thinks the woman probably just didn't get the joke and thought I was being rude, she also thinks I should go and apologize!I am in two minds about this, one me being a stubborn old fool and second why the bloody hell should I, she gave me the opening line!! What do you all think I should do? well gav , i think you should think of another one liner to see if you can crack a smile on the miserable old cows face!!!!! we men dont do appologies do we??????.........well only to head office ( the missus) i think it was a classic gav.......and if she didn't get it, she dosn't deserve an appology!!!!! cheers mate sean Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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