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Mate, dont even get me started on that........ :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash: ........ its a condition they're taught to have at a secret school they go to, but they'll never let onto it!!!!!!!!!! its just an excuse to be pathetic behave like an arsehole and some tell you they dont want it, others, usually the ones you aint with say they get really horny with it......what they dont tell you you is they get horny in the same way a blackwidow spider does..... :icon_eek: ............i always maintain the same stand with my misses......if the minge dont work, it doesn't mean the mouth cant....blow job week is one of my favourite times......... :clapper::clapper::clapper:

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Chaps, here's the truth, women live on planet Earth, but they're not from planet Earth. There's only one thing that attracts man to woman, and that's all those damn pleasure sensors in our knob ends. Short term pleasure................long term pain.

Rob..........married for 53 years.........you get less for murder :whistling::whistling:

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Do women still get PMT whilst they are using the "coil" as a contraceptive? As i cannot figure out why she is being moody with me!!!!!!!!!

 

perhaps a walk out with the non-argumentative dogs is in order :clapper:

 

 

So that's the reason you're looking for a run out with them up here :D

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Course they do

 

 

 

dont be fooled mate......its a con........if we told women we suffered from PTT (Pre Testosterone Tension) and kept up the blag for centuries, we'd be able to have a valid reason for being cocks too, whenever we saw fit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

The fact is we dont need to make excuses for our behaviour as we do no wrong.......if we dont want a shag we simply say no, if they're pissing us off, we just tell them why.....its simple really!!!!!!!!

 

When she says she has a headache, just chuck her some paracetamol and tell her you'll be back in half hour!!!!!!!!!!

 

:victory::victory::victory:

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Course they do

 

 

 

dont be fooled mate......its a con........if we told women we suffered from PTT (Pre Testosterone Tension) and kept up the blag for centuries, we'd be able to have a valid reason for being cocks too, whenever we saw fit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

The fact is we dont need to make excuses for our behaviour as we do no wrong.......if we dont want a shag we simply say no, if they're pissing us off, we just tell them why.....its simple really!!!!!!!!

 

When she says she has a headache, just chuck her some paracetamol and tell her you'll be back in half hour!!!!!!!!!!

 

:victory::victory::victory:

 

f'cking belter mate :clapper::clapper:

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LDR,- i take it she has not read your posts on this subject, as there is no knife in you yet. I'd not like to "tangle" with your mrs at that time of the month ! I've seen her on a good day, and still firery.

They do get away with a lot, with the PMT excuse. Just argumentative little twats most of the time anyway, unless they want something.

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