Mark.B 0 Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Can we please have some more jokes to cheer us all up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Can we please have some more jokes to cheer us all up Check out the thread I started titled 'WOMEN' It's full of females telling some really funny jokes! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Can we please have some more jokes to cheer us all up Check out the thread I started titled 'WOMEN' It's full of females telling some really funny jokes! :wankerzo4: what do you get when you play a country/western song backwards? you get your dog back, you get your truck back, you get your wife back Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamp+battery 98 Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 mr cadbury met ms rowntree in a room on quality street,it was after 8.he turned out the light for a bit ov black magic. he slipped his hand into her snickers. and showed her his curlywurly. not keen to have any jelly babies she let him have her up bourneville boulevard. she screamed with turkish delight as he took out his fun sized mars bar. it felt a bit crunchie and she wanted sum time out but he did a twirl and came in a very milky way Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gilly-93 31 Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 mr cadbury met ms rowntree in a room on quality street,it was after 8.he turned out the light for a bit ov black magic. he slipped his hand into her snickers. and showed her his curlywurly. not keen to have any jelly babies she let him have her up bourneville boulevard. she screamed with turkish delight as he took out his fun sized mars bar. it felt a bit crunchie and she wanted sum time out but he did a twirl and came in a very milky way lmfao wtf all that about Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 mr cadbury met ms rowntree in a room on quality street,it was after 8.he turned out the light for a bit ov black magic. he slipped his hand into her snickers. and showed her his curlywurly. not keen to have any jelly babies she let him have her up bourneville boulevard. she screamed with turkish delight as he took out his fun sized mars bar. it felt a bit crunchie and she wanted sum time out but he did a twirl and came in a very milky way that just doesnt sound the same as the US version lol but still funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamp+battery 98 Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 hope that put a smile on your faces will put some more up the morn atb.....lb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pointer28 1 Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 The weather in Ireland has been declared Muslim..... Partly sunny but mostly shi'ite **************************************************************** What's the worst part of being an atheist? No-one to talk to during an orgasm....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 The weather in Ireland has been declared Muslim..... Partly sunny but mostly shi'ite **************************************************************** What's the worst part of being an atheist? No-one to talk to during an orgasm....... Quality. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kash 1 Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 THE CREATION OF PUSSY seven wise men with knowledge so fine created pussy to their design first was a butcher smart with wit by using a knife he gave it a slit, second a carpenter strong bold with hammer and chisel he gave it a hole, third came a tailor tall and thin while using red linen he lined it within, fourth was a hunter short and stout by using some fur he lined it without, fifth was a fisherman nasty has hell he threw in a fish and gave it a smell, then came a preacher his name was mcgee he touched, it and blessed it and said it could pee, finally came a biker a hairy little runt, who sucked it and f****d it and called it a c**t Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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